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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #195 on: October 28, 2016, 04:16:02 AM »
Lets go feed this 500lb alligator......................................while wearing a dinosaur costume that you can barely see out of and stops you from moving properly....  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3875456/Frightening-feeding-time-Watch-park-ranger-dressed-T-Rex-dinosaur-perilously-close-fearsome-500lb-movie-star-alligator.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #196 on: October 28, 2016, 07:12:09 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2016, 04:16:02 AM
Lets go feed this 500lb alligator......................................while wearing a dinosaur costume that you can barely see out of and stops you from moving properly....  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3875456/Frightening-feeding-time-Watch-park-ranger-dressed-T-Rex-dinosaur-perilously-close-fearsome-500lb-movie-star-alligator.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #197 on: October 28, 2016, 09:00:42 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #198 on: November 10, 2016, 12:59:38 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #199 on: November 10, 2016, 06:13:51 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2016, 12:59:38 AM
Apparently reenacting Harry Potter scenes by launching fireworks at each other?  Tosserus Maximus noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3920486/Incendio-Idioticcus-Teenagers-enact-battle-Harry-Potter-Voldemort-shooting-FIREWORKS-directly-other.html

Bollox! Kids have been shooting fireworks at each other for ever - long before J K Rowling broke the terms of her Jobseekers allowance...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #200 on: November 10, 2016, 06:40:10 AM »
True, but it's only going to be a matter of time before it all goes horribly wrong...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #201 on: November 10, 2016, 07:08:28 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2016, 06:40:10 AM
True, but it's only going to be a matter of time before it all goes horribly wrong...  noooo:

Oh yes.... but that happens every year doesn't it...?

Always used to when I was a kid - someone got their hand blown off trying to hold a banger... rocket in the eye, etc.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #202 on: November 10, 2016, 06:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2016, 07:08:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2016, 06:40:10 AM
True, but it's only going to be a matter of time before it all goes horribly wrong...  noooo:

Oh yes.... but that happens every year doesn't it...?

Always used to when I was a kid - someone got their hand blown off trying to hold a banger... rocket in the eye, etc.
And you got that blow on the head?
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #203 on: November 10, 2016, 07:13:48 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 10, 2016, 06:08:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2016, 07:08:28 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2016, 06:40:10 AM
True, but it's only going to be a matter of time before it all goes horribly wrong...  noooo:

Oh yes.... but that happens every year doesn't it...?

Always used to when I was a kid - someone got their hand blown off trying to hold a banger... rocket in the eye, etc.
And you got that blow on the head?

I don't remember...
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #204 on: November 29, 2016, 09:20:23 PM »
http://youtu.be/dLRBNjUJlH0

Holy fuck!!! eeek:  eeek:

It's only a matter of time now....
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #205 on: November 30, 2016, 09:52:25 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #206 on: December 10, 2016, 04:25:44 PM »
I see the plan here Mr Darwin sir, save on cleaning up the mess by having them only do this when pissed up on a break overseas...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3972332/Foreign-Office-urges-Britons-aware-balcony-leap-dangers.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #207 on: December 10, 2016, 04:54:45 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2016, 04:25:44 PM
I see the plan here Mr Darwin sir, save on cleaning up the mess by having them only do this when pissed up on a break overseas...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3972332/Foreign-Office-urges-Britons-aware-balcony-leap-dangers.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #208 on: December 10, 2016, 07:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2016, 04:25:44 PM
I see the plan here Mr Darwin sir, save on cleaning up the mess by having them only do this when pissed up on a break overseas...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3972332/Foreign-Office-urges-Britons-aware-balcony-leap-dangers.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #209 on: December 19, 2016, 05:31:02 PM »
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