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Offline Steve

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #255 on: April 26, 2017, 07:36:28 PM »
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Darwin is on a roll at the moment...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html

I tried really hard not to laugh when I read this, honestly...  redface:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #256 on: April 26, 2017, 07:45:42 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2017, 07:36:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2017, 01:07:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2017, 12:24:14 PM
Darwin is on a roll at the moment...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html

I tried really hard not to laugh when I read this, honestly...  redface:

happy002

He didn't see that coming did he...?  noooo:
He'd be heartbroken to read all this you know

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #257 on: May 01, 2017, 01:36:18 PM »
A Scot has been knocked down and killed after apparently trying to take a selfie on a German motorway.

facepalm:  very poor show, dying while selfieing is so 2015

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39772539
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #258 on: May 02, 2017, 08:03:27 PM »
A worthy attempt Mr Darwin sir, pity it backfired.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/02/driver-looks-into-fuel-tank-using-a-lighter-youll-never-guess-what-happened-next-6609869/

Mind you anyone that cretinous will end up on your success list before too much longer.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #259 on: May 02, 2017, 09:34:50 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
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« Reply #261 on: May 15, 2017, 02:44:45 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
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« Reply #263 on: May 15, 2017, 03:03:00 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #267 on: June 07, 2017, 11:48:22 PM »
Mr Darwin sir, when your man deal with this idiot can he please make sure that he doesnt land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. Collateral damage could be messy.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4581186/Daredevil-performs-stunts-skyscraper.html

Daredevil? No. Dickhead? Certainly.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #268 on: June 08, 2017, 06:01:59 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2017, 11:48:22 PM
Mr Darwin sir, when your man deal with this idiot can he please make sure that he doesnt land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. Collateral damage could be messy.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4581186/Daredevil-performs-stunts-skyscraper.html

Daredevil? No. Dickhead? Certainly.

Holy fuck! I could barely watch it!  eeek:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #269 on: June 08, 2017, 07:02:12 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 08, 2017, 06:01:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2017, 11:48:22 PM
Mr Darwin sir, when your man deal with this idiot can he please make sure that he doesnt land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. Collateral damage could be messy.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4581186/Daredevil-performs-stunts-skyscraper.html

Daredevil? No. Dickhead? Certainly.
Bonkers  whacky115

Holy fuck! I could barely watch it!  eeek:
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