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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #315 on: August 05, 2017, 09:40:27 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #316 on: August 14, 2017, 03:58:28 PM »
Think I've found another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir.

"I'm just going to close this bear trap by punching it......"  noooo:

http://youtu.be/z4fznINyU-U

Meh, you aren't that impressive. THIS is how you do a trap trick....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/KecktyU46yI

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #317 on: August 14, 2017, 05:29:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2017, 03:58:28 PM
Think I've found another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir.

"I'm just going to close this bear trap by punching it......"  noooo:

http://youtu.be/z4fznINyU-U

Meh, you aren't that impressive. THIS is how you do a trap trick....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/KecktyU46yI

Excellent!  ;D
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #318 on: August 17, 2017, 11:08:24 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #319 on: August 18, 2017, 05:00:09 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2017, 11:08:24 PM
Words fail me...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html

Long barrels - couldn't reach with his arms...  inane:

I feel sorry for those poor bastards that had to find him and remove the body...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #320 on: August 18, 2017, 08:25:12 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2017, 05:00:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2017, 11:08:24 PM
Words fail me...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html

Long barrels - couldn't reach with his arms...  inane:

I feel sorry for those poor bastards that had to find him and remove the body...  noooo:
Yes what a mess that must have been

Some nutters do take nutterdom to the most bizarre and sick extremes but this was a real  Shocked:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #321 on: August 18, 2017, 05:21:41 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #322 on: August 19, 2017, 09:14:35 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #323 on: September 03, 2017, 08:36:59 PM »
I know they call it the Burning Man Festival but fucking hell...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #324 on: September 03, 2017, 08:57:12 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2017, 08:36:59 PM
I know they call it the Burning Man Festival but fucking hell...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Look on the bright side.  The gene pool is better for it
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #325 on: September 03, 2017, 08:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2017, 08:57:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2017, 08:36:59 PM
I know they call it the Burning Man Festival but fucking hell...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Look on the bright side.  The gene pool is better for it

He might had heard that Nick was doing a firework display and panicked, not realising it was on this side of the pond.  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #326 on: September 04, 2017, 02:05:27 AM »
Not sure if this is going to be bad news for Miss D or bad news for anyone suicidal enough to jump out in front of her wearing a clown suit...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/03/killer-clown-craze-set-to-return-as-remake-of-horror-movie-it-is-released-in-uk-6899913/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #327 on: September 04, 2017, 06:19:16 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2017, 08:36:59 PM
I know they call it the Burning Man Festival but fucking hell...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html

Feck moi!  eeek:

I bet that stings...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #328 on: September 11, 2017, 02:25:38 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #329 on: September 11, 2017, 07:18:40 AM »
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