20 years of the Darwin Awards

[Grumpmeister]

If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html

 

 


I see Meister an 'armless tourist and raise him a stabbed himself to death accidentally full Darwinista

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851277/Man-knifes-death-testing-stab-proof.html

Teeside, says it all really... 

[Steve]

Looks like a rare triple Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759

"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.

It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."

[Barman]

Looks like a rare triple Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759

"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.

It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."

I just read about that elsewhere...

Seems like a great result apart from the trains being delayed and the effect on the driver.

[Nick]

Was it Wandsworth Common? 

[Uncle Mort]

Looks like a rare triple Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759

"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.

It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."

I'm sure they were lovely lads.

Awaits Facebook tributes and flowers and teddies tied to a fence near the incident.

[Nick]

I think Liverpool actually has a shop that sells flowers, teddies and string 

[Grumpmeister]

I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html

[Barman]

I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html

 

I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea... 

[Grumpmeister]

I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html

 

I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea... 

Ask Baldy you say... 

[Steve]

I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html

 

I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea... 

Well it is a puzzler, you'd sort of hope this was his first as anyone dumb enough to dabble like that could have hurt people with other dabblings.

Classic Darwin though

[Grumpmeister]

Mr Darwin sir, you may want to suggest your man uses a Great White next time there is someone stupid enough to want to pet and feed a shark by hand... 

Crap headline and not a great article but who in their right mind would want to stand on a submerged step on the side of a boat and hand feed a shark, even a so called 'docile' breed... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5903763/The-terrifying-moment-woman-dragged-underwater-SHARK-trying-feed-it.html

[Grumpmeister]

Young idiots, alcohol and tombstoning, Mr Darwin sir's signature summer technique. Getting the drunk tosser to go head first is a new approach though... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905871/Tombstoner-lucky-alive-suffering-spinal-injuries-leapt-sea-wall.html

[Barman]

Young idiots, alcohol and tombstoning, Mr Darwin sir's signature summer technique. Getting the drunk tosser to go head first is a new approach though... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905871/Tombstoner-lucky-alive-suffering-spinal-injuries-leapt-sea-wall.html

Close but no cigar... 

[Steve]

A triple Darwiner

Go swimming at the top of a waterfall, what could possibly go wrong?  Oh yes, that

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44736569

[Barman]

A triple Darwiner

Go swimming at the top of a waterfall, what could possibly go wrong?  Oh yes, that

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44736569

Meh...