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Sounds like Mr Darwin sir will be able to have another crack at the snake preacher as he has vowed to keep using them in his sermons.... QuoteThe church’s unique practice is inspired by biblical verse Mark 16:18 where Jesus says true believers will be able to ‘pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all’.I'm going to hazard a guess that Mark was Mr Darwin sir's pen name back in the day... QuoteCody’s mother, Linda Coots, added: ‘We are a normal family, we love each other like normal families love each other. If a snake could bite you and never hurt you, it wouldn’t be a sign to the unbelievers.’Is this the American version of normal for Norfolk? Just goes to show that my faith in idiocy is well placed... https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/pastor-almost-killed-by-snake-during-sermon-vows-to-keep-handling-snakes-7878534/
The church’s unique practice is inspired by biblical verse Mark 16:18 where Jesus says true believers will be able to ‘pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all’.
Cody’s mother, Linda Coots, added: ‘We are a normal family, we love each other like normal families love each other. If a snake could bite you and never hurt you, it wouldn’t be a sign to the unbelievers.’
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2018, 04:04:02 AMSounds like Mr Darwin sir will be able to have another crack at the snake preacher as he has vowed to keep using them in his sermons.... QuoteThe church’s unique practice is inspired by biblical verse Mark 16:18 where Jesus says true believers will be able to ‘pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all’.I'm going to hazard a guess that Mark was Mr Darwin sir's pen name back in the day... QuoteCody’s mother, Linda Coots, added: ‘We are a normal family, we love each other like normal families love each other. If a snake could bite you and never hurt you, it wouldn’t be a sign to the unbelievers.’Is this the American version of normal for Norfolk? Just goes to show that my faith in idiocy is well placed... https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/pastor-almost-killed-by-snake-during-sermon-vows-to-keep-handling-snakes-7878534/Mental...
How the hell was his blood alcohol negative, surely nobody sober could be that bloody stupid... https://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2017-03.html
I know that I shouldn't laugh at this and it makes me a bad person but that comment about shrapnel set me off... https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2017-07.html
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2018, 04:39:52 PMHow the hell was his blood alcohol negative, surely nobody sober could be that bloody stupid... https://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2017-03.html What were they going to try next to get it out if A&E had been closed, dynamite? And then there's the multiple why questions
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2018, 04:42:08 PMI know that I shouldn't laugh at this and it makes me a bad person but that comment about shrapnel set me off... https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2017-07.html" There are old welders and bold welders but there are no old, bold welders."
Wonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build.... http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 04:53:50 PMWonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build.... http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_YArse! I went to the DIY store today!
Looking at the video I think this idiot earns a non fatal Darwin Award as I doubt he can have kids now... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117821/Bournemouth-man-fails-jump-canal-plummets-crotch-wall.html
