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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #570 on: April 12, 2019, 12:19:43 AM »
I see the plan here Mr Darwin sir, gain a load of practicioners of this technique before you let the obvious happen...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6906443/Chinese-pensioners-hang-bars-NECK-swing-bodies-treat-spinal-pain.html
bonkers

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I can sort of see the logic, you swing hard enough to snap your spine and bingo, no more backache...  whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #571 on: April 20, 2019, 11:39:39 AM »
So I wonder how long it's going to be before some idiot tries this with people even with the warning in the video...

http://youtu.be/qc_z4a00cCQ
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #572 on: April 20, 2019, 12:16:44 PM »
So I wonder how long it's going to be before some idiot tries this with people even with the warning in the video...

http://youtu.be/qc_z4a00cCQ

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #574 on: April 20, 2019, 01:02:55 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/Scaffolders/videos/352076055443099/

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Not much point wearing a safety harness if you're not connected to anything!  scared2:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #575 on: April 20, 2019, 05:20:19 PM »
So I wonder how long it's going to be before some idiot tries this with people even with the warning in the video...

http://youtu.be/qc_z4a00cCQ

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #576 on: April 20, 2019, 05:24:02 PM »
So I wonder how long it's going to be before some idiot tries this with people even with the warning in the video...

http://youtu.be/qc_z4a00cCQ

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:  worthy:

To be honest I'm waiting for the news report from America where someone has been influenced by the video and watching Wanted so much that they try it with a gun...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #577 on: April 20, 2019, 05:28:47 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/Scaffolders/videos/352076055443099/

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OMG!  Shocked:

Not much point wearing a safety harness if you're not connected to anything!  scared2:

Yep or worse you're connected to the piece of scaffolding that falls

Scariest thing I've ever done was taking down scaffolding (with a guy with a scaffolding ticket).  They got me to do it with him first day I worked on the buildings.  Wasn't as high up as that video but fall from 30 ft onto concrete you're still not getting up.  In retrospect they got me to do it as a test and somehow I passed.  Must have been scary for him too cos if I effed up he's fall too

Could I do it now?  No sodding way
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #578 on: April 20, 2019, 05:29:35 PM »
So I wonder how long it's going to be before some idiot tries this with people even with the warning in the video...

http://youtu.be/qc_z4a00cCQ

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  worthy:

To be honest I'm waiting for the news report from America where someone has been influenced by the video and watching Wanted so much that they try it with a gun...  noooo:
lol: lol: lol: 

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #579 on: April 24, 2019, 09:54:05 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #580 on: April 24, 2019, 09:59:28 AM »
Standing on a wheeled ladder when operating a meat grinder...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6953183/Woman-35-dies-falling-meat-grinder-Pennsylvania-plant.html

She would have needed a commercial grinder....  redface:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #582 on: May 07, 2019, 12:04:05 AM »
As tragic as it is for someone that young to die I somehow don't think we've lost a future Nobel Prize winner...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/06/boy-accidentally-kills-attempting-choking-game-saw-online-9419736/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #583 on: May 07, 2019, 03:40:09 AM »
As tragic as it is for someone that young to die I somehow don't think we've lost a future Nobel Prize winner...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/06/boy-accidentally-kills-attempting-choking-game-saw-online-9419736/

I suppose we'll never actually know if he really did achieve a 'taste of euphoria'....  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #584 on: May 07, 2019, 09:38:25 AM »
As tragic as it is for someone that young to die I somehow don't think we've lost a future Nobel Prize winner...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/06/boy-accidentally-kills-attempting-choking-game-saw-online-9419736/
noooo: noooo:
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