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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #585 on: May 07, 2019, 05:44:34 PM »
Jesus Christ Mr Darwin sir, I know you are looking for more effective ways to clean the gene pool but nullo's...?  Shocked:

Ice water as a painkiller for the first amuptation...  Shocked: Shocked:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/07/man-chopped-off-penis-testicles-become-nullo-9417302/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #586 on: May 07, 2019, 06:01:10 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2019, 05:44:34 PM
Jesus Christ Mr Darwin sir, I know you are looking for more effective ways to clean the gene pool but nullo's...?  Shocked:

Ice water as a painkiller for the first amuptation...  Shocked: Shocked:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/07/man-chopped-off-penis-testicles-become-nullo-9417302/

Not fecking clicking!  scared2:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #587 on: May 07, 2019, 09:10:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2019, 06:01:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2019, 05:44:34 PM
Jesus Christ Mr Darwin sir, I know you are looking for more effective ways to clean the gene pool but nullo's...?  Shocked:

Ice water as a painkiller for the first amuptation...  Shocked: Shocked:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/07/man-chopped-off-penis-testicles-become-nullo-9417302/

Not fecking clicking!  scared2:

You better hope LL doesn't or she may get ideas the next time you really nark her off...  whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #588 on: May 07, 2019, 10:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2019, 05:44:34 PM
Jesus Christ Mr Darwin sir, I know you are looking for more effective ways to clean the gene pool but nullo's...?  Shocked:

Ice water as a painkiller for the first amuptation...  Shocked: Shocked:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/07/man-chopped-off-penis-testicles-become-nullo-9417302/
What a complete fool.  I'd say bellend but you know
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #589 on: May 15, 2019, 11:36:08 PM »
Well hopefully the moron hit the stop button hard enough to remove him from the gene pool...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/ten-pints-freddie-said-regrets-nailing-nuts-tube-escalator-7180042/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #590 on: May 16, 2019, 08:35:16 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #591 on: May 16, 2019, 09:18:57 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:36:08 PM
Well hopefully the moron hit the stop button hard enough to remove him from the gene pool...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/ten-pints-freddie-said-regrets-nailing-nuts-tube-escalator-7180042/

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I wish him dead for wearing a football strip while not, you know, actually playing football!!    evil:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #592 on: May 16, 2019, 09:39:16 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2019, 09:18:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:36:08 PM
Well hopefully the moron hit the stop button hard enough to remove him from the gene pool...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/ten-pints-freddie-said-regrets-nailing-nuts-tube-escalator-7180042/

happy001

I wish him dead for wearing a football strip while not, you know, actually playing football!!    evil:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #593 on: May 16, 2019, 06:43:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2019, 09:18:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:36:08 PM
Well hopefully the moron hit the stop button hard enough to remove him from the gene pool...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/ten-pints-freddie-said-regrets-nailing-nuts-tube-escalator-7180042/

happy001

I wish him dead for wearing a football strip while not, you know, actually playing football!!    evil:

In his defence there isn't really a supporters strip for darts players though these may come close...  whistle:

http://youtu.be/vqxXNZcIdwM
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #594 on: May 16, 2019, 07:09:55 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2019, 06:43:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2019, 09:18:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:36:08 PM
Well hopefully the moron hit the stop button hard enough to remove him from the gene pool...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/ten-pints-freddie-said-regrets-nailing-nuts-tube-escalator-7180042/

happy001

I wish him dead for wearing a football strip while not, you know, actually playing football!!    evil:

In his defence there isn't really a supporters strip for darts players though these may come close...  whistle:

http://youtu.be/vqxXNZcIdwM

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #595 on: May 23, 2019, 03:10:05 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #596 on: May 23, 2019, 03:23:15 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2019, 03:10:05 AM
Sometimes words just fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7058749/Live-streaming-app-pay-family-rooftopper-fell-death-62-storey-skyscraper-stunt.html

Do what now???  eeek:

So if I top myself live on YouTube they are responsible for my death...?  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #597 on: May 23, 2019, 10:21:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 03:23:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2019, 03:10:05 AM
Sometimes words just fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7058749/Live-streaming-app-pay-family-rooftopper-fell-death-62-storey-skyscraper-stunt.html

Do what now???  eeek:

So if I top myself live on YouTube they are responsible for my death...?  noooo:
Maybe but please don't

I guess the theory is they could be said to be part liable as they had effectively taken money from his previous stunts.  IMHO they should instead track down those that sponsored him. 
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #598 on: May 23, 2019, 01:17:28 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 10:21:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 03:23:15 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2019, 03:10:05 AM
Sometimes words just fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7058749/Live-streaming-app-pay-family-rooftopper-fell-death-62-storey-skyscraper-stunt.html

Do what now???  eeek:

So if I top myself live on YouTube they are responsible for my death...?  noooo:
Maybe but please don't

I guess the theory is they could be said to be part liable as they had effectively taken money from his previous stunts.  IMHO they should instead track down those that sponsored him.

That would depends on the circumstances Steve. The article said that he was a former movie stuntman, if he had been using that as part of his gimmick then anyone who sponsored him would have done so believing that he knew the risks and had taken all the precautions he could.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #599 on: May 27, 2019, 11:46:50 AM »
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