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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #600 on: May 27, 2019, 12:40:26 PM »
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« Reply #601 on: May 27, 2019, 01:11:58 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #602 on: May 27, 2019, 02:03:21 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #603 on: May 28, 2019, 11:24:29 AM »
246 bags? Stupid bastard was probably so high he wouldn't need the plane to fly...  noooo:

Poetic justice Mr Darwin sir...  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7077529/Japanese-man-travelling-Bogota-dies-flight-swallowing-246-bags-cocaine.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #604 on: May 28, 2019, 11:36:14 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #605 on: May 28, 2019, 03:35:54 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #606 on: May 31, 2019, 12:37:21 PM »


Again, especially if that is their favourite smoking spot, it's only a matter of time... facepalm:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #607 on: May 31, 2019, 01:05:45 PM »
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Again, especially if that is their favourite smoking spot, it's only a matter of time... facepalm:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #608 on: May 31, 2019, 01:13:27 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2019, 12:37:21 PM


Again, especially if that is their favourite smoking spot, it's only a matter of time... facepalm:

Blew their head off...... whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #609 on: May 31, 2019, 01:29:05 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2019, 12:37:21 PM


Again, especially if that is their favourite smoking spot, it's only a matter of time... facepalm:

The guys that fill your tank at the petrol stations here are always smoking...  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #610 on: May 31, 2019, 01:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2019, 01:29:05 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2019, 12:37:21 PM


Again, especially if that is their favourite smoking spot, it's only a matter of time... facepalm:

The guys that fill your tank at the petrol stations here are always smoking...  lol:

 Thumbs:  and the BBQ at xmas .... Thumbs:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #611 on: May 31, 2019, 01:44:07 PM »
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2019, 12:37:21 PM


Again, especially if that is their favourite smoking spot, it's only a matter of time... facepalm:

The guys that fill your tank at the petrol stations here are always smoking...  lol:

 Thumbs:  and the BBQ at xmas .... Thumbs:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #612 on: June 03, 2019, 07:28:22 AM »
So you've built a rocket powered skateboard that is capable of going 60mph so that you can break a Guinness record?

Mr Darwin sir I'm assuming this is one of yours...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/28/Virginia-teen-builds-rocket-powered-skateboard-to-pursue-Guinness-record/4501559053850/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #613 on: June 03, 2019, 07:31:39 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2019, 07:28:22 AM
So you've built a rocket powered skateboard that is capable of going 60mph so that you can break a Guinness record?

Mr Darwin sir I'm assuming this is one of yours...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/28/Virginia-teen-builds-rocket-powered-skateboard-to-pursue-Guinness-record/4501559053850/

It isn't a rocket, it is a jet, a turbofan FFS! ::)
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #614 on: June 03, 2019, 08:05:05 AM »
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2019, 07:28:22 AM
So you've built a rocket powered skateboard that is capable of going 60mph so that you can break a Guinness record?

Mr Darwin sir I'm assuming this is one of yours...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/28/Virginia-teen-builds-rocket-powered-skateboard-to-pursue-Guinness-record/4501559053850/

It isn't a rocket, it is a jet, a turbofan FFS! ::)

I know, but it's always fun to wind you up with things like that...  whistle:
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