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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #630 on: June 07, 2019, 02:36:39 AM »
Trying the lucky dip again Mr Darwin sir, death by swallowing a kitchen knife while climbing an electricity pylon would certainly have been one for the books...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7111587/Daredevil-dangles-pylon-swallowing-kitchen-knife-shocking-stunt.html

Something tells me that if he is that much of a idiot it's only a matter of time...  noooo:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #631 on: June 07, 2019, 04:29:03 AM »
Trying the lucky dip again Mr Darwin sir, death by swallowing a kitchen knife while climbing an electricity pylon would certainly have been one for the books...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7111587/Daredevil-dangles-pylon-swallowing-kitchen-knife-shocking-stunt.html

Something tells me that if he is that much of a idiot it's only a matter of time...  noooo:

For once, a rather clever use of 'shocking'...  Thumbs:

If you want shocking try the post before..  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #632 on: June 07, 2019, 08:47:50 AM »
Trying the lucky dip again Mr Darwin sir, death by swallowing a kitchen knife while climbing an electricity pylon would certainly have been one for the books...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7111587/Daredevil-dangles-pylon-swallowing-kitchen-knife-shocking-stunt.html

Something tells me that if he is that much of a idiot it's only a matter of time...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #638 on: July 13, 2019, 05:54:03 AM »
You just know that there are going to be some people stupid enough to try and pull this off. Mr Darwin sir may have outdone himself this time...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7241897/Nearly-500-000-people-join-Facebook-event-storm-Area-51-September.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #639 on: July 13, 2019, 06:53:10 AM »
You just know that there are going to be some people stupid enough to try and pull this off. Mr Darwin sir may have outdone himself this time...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7241897/Nearly-500-000-people-join-Facebook-event-storm-Area-51-September.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #640 on: July 19, 2019, 04:28:33 AM »
Hot on the heels of 'Storm Area 51' Mr Darwin sir may have outdone himself with this cunning plan. Storm the Bermuda Triangle.

I'm assuming you have something planned in there....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7262663/18-000-people-say-theyre-attending-Storm-Bermuda-Triangle-event.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #641 on: July 19, 2019, 08:36:16 AM »
Hot on the heels of 'Storm Area 51' Mr Darwin sir may have outdone himself with this cunning plan. Storm the Bermuda Triangle.

I'm assuming you have something planned in there....  eveilgrin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7262663/18-000-people-say-theyre-attending-Storm-Bermuda-Triangle-event.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #642 on: July 19, 2019, 10:06:44 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #643 on: July 24, 2019, 01:00:03 AM »
So you decide to try eating poisonous geckos and centipedes alive on your live stream. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this was going to end...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7276593/Vlogger-dies-live-streaming-broadcasts-eating-centipedes-geckos-alive.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #644 on: July 24, 2019, 05:38:15 AM »
So you decide to try eating poisonous geckos and centipedes alive on your live stream. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this was going to end...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7276593/Vlogger-dies-live-streaming-broadcasts-eating-centipedes-geckos-alive.html


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