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Offline apc2010

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #660 on: August 15, 2019, 08:09:26 PM »
Mr Darwin sir, may I humbly suggest using something heavier than a merc next time or have them do this crap somewhere you can string up a length of piano wire...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7360585/Bike-yob-crashes-Mercedes-does-WHEELIES-weaving-traffic.html
Just shoot the arrogant little fucker

Oh and make YouTube pay for the damage.  They're the ones inciting this shite

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #661 on: August 15, 2019, 08:19:59 PM »
Mr Darwin sir, may I humbly suggest using something heavier than a merc next time or have them do this crap somewhere you can string up a length of piano wire...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7360585/Bike-yob-crashes-Mercedes-does-WHEELIES-weaving-traffic.html
Just shoot the arrogant little fucker

Oh and make YouTube pay for the damage.  They're the ones inciting this shite

Youtube not so much after the fallout from Carlos Maza's temper tantrum a little while back.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #662 on: August 17, 2019, 04:04:13 AM »
Mr Darwin sir, may I humbly suggest using something heavier than a merc next time or have them do this crap somewhere you can string up a length of piano wire...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7360585/Bike-yob-crashes-Mercedes-does-WHEELIES-weaving-traffic.html
Just shoot the arrogant little fucker

Oh and make YouTube pay for the damage.  They're the ones inciting this shite

Ban Darkies...simples ........... Thumbs:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #663 on: September 06, 2019, 12:34:24 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #664 on: September 06, 2019, 02:40:15 PM »
Something tells me that shocked would have been an understatement...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7433737/Fifty-Shades-Grey-fan-37-dead-shocked-mother-naked-apart-chastity-box.html
noooo:


Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?

(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them  eeek:)
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #665 on: September 06, 2019, 02:43:11 PM »
Something tells me that shocked would have been an understatement...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7433737/Fifty-Shades-Grey-fan-37-dead-shocked-mother-naked-apart-chastity-box.html
noooo:


Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?

(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them  eeek:)

Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping...  whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #666 on: September 06, 2019, 03:36:39 PM »
Something tells me that shocked would have been an understatement...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7433737/Fifty-Shades-Grey-fan-37-dead-shocked-mother-naked-apart-chastity-box.html
noooo:


Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?

(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them  eeek:)

Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping...  whistle:

 ;D ;D

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #667 on: September 06, 2019, 04:31:15 PM »
Something tells me that shocked would have been an understatement...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7433737/Fifty-Shades-Grey-fan-37-dead-shocked-mother-naked-apart-chastity-box.html
noooo:


Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?

(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them  eeek:)

Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping...  whistle:

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

only fools don't know how to edit their internet history
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #668 on: September 06, 2019, 06:23:06 PM »
Something tells me that shocked would have been an understatement...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7433737/Fifty-Shades-Grey-fan-37-dead-shocked-mother-naked-apart-chastity-box.html
noooo:


Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?

(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them  eeek:)

Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping...  whistle:

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

only fools don't know how to edit their internet history

Nothing to do with your Internet history, Amazon will remember you and the next time either of you go on there you will have loads of suggestions based on it....  noooo:
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #669 on: September 06, 2019, 06:35:14 PM »
Something tells me that shocked would have been an understatement...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7433737/Fifty-Shades-Grey-fan-37-dead-shocked-mother-naked-apart-chastity-box.html
noooo:


Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?

(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them  eeek:)

Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping...  whistle:

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

only fools don't know how to edit their internet history

Nothing to do with your Internet history, Amazon will remember you and the next time either of you go on there you will have loads of suggestions based on it....  noooo:

Is that why BM stopped us ordering from Amazon from pub ....... rubschin:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #670 on: September 06, 2019, 06:43:06 PM »
Something tells me that shocked would have been an understatement...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7433737/Fifty-Shades-Grey-fan-37-dead-shocked-mother-naked-apart-chastity-box.html
noooo:


Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?

(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them  eeek:)

Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping...  whistle:

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

only fools don't know how to edit their internet history

Nothing to do with your Internet history, Amazon will remember you and the next time either of you go on there you will have loads of suggestions based on it....  noooo:

Is that why BM stopped us ordering from Amazon from pub ....... rubschin:

I'm almost afraid to ask what you have been looking at on there...  eeek:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #671 on: September 06, 2019, 09:34:11 PM »
Something tells me that shocked would have been an understatement...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7433737/Fifty-Shades-Grey-fan-37-dead-shocked-mother-naked-apart-chastity-box.html
noooo:


Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?

(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them  eeek:)

Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping...  whistle:

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

only fools don't know how to edit their internet history

Nothing to do with your Internet history, Amazon will remember you and the next time either of you go on there you will have loads of suggestions based on it....  noooo:

Nah

I checked

And you can edit your Amazon browsing history
Well, whatever, nevermind