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Offline Nick

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #720 on: December 17, 2019, 03:55:20 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #721 on: December 17, 2019, 05:16:00 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #722 on: December 18, 2019, 04:15:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2019, 03:43:20 PM
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Nowadays I have to supervise Nod.

So a case of the barely sighted leading the blind...  noooo:

Mr Darwin sir may have outdone himself  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #723 on: December 20, 2019, 10:15:09 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #724 on: December 20, 2019, 01:25:06 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #725 on: December 20, 2019, 01:32:05 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #726 on: January 15, 2020, 01:37:13 AM »
Sometimes it's the simplest ideas that Mr Darwin sir has that are the most effective...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7887619/BETH-HALE-examines-hundreds-paid-lives-modern-obsession.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #727 on: January 15, 2020, 07:39:27 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2020, 01:37:13 AM
Sometimes it's the simplest ideas that Mr Darwin sir has that are the most effective...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7887619/BETH-HALE-examines-hundreds-paid-lives-modern-obsession.html

Yep, just that one teeny-tiny camera... prolly cost a few pence...  cloud9:

On a seperate note, the Daily Fail has given up insisting I turn off my ad blocker...  eveilgrin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #728 on: January 31, 2020, 12:22:37 AM »
So you've been on holiday at that beach before and also would have seen the warning signs about the cliff being unstable and yet you still decide to set up a hammock in the bloody thing.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-51298285
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #729 on: January 31, 2020, 05:43:52 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2020, 12:22:37 AM
So you've been on holiday at that beach before and also would have seen the warning signs about the cliff being unstable and yet you still decide to set up a hammock in the bloody thing.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-51298285

Back of the hammock net!  Thumbs:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #731 on: January 31, 2020, 09:37:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2020, 06:58:24 AM
Mechanic crushed to death by car he was stealing from

Yessssss!

We really need to come up with a hero name for Mr Darwin sir to protect his identity when he goes and deals with criminals...  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #732 on: January 31, 2020, 11:06:31 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2020, 05:43:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2020, 12:22:37 AM
So you've been on holiday at that beach before and also would have seen the warning signs about the cliff being unstable and yet you still decide to set up a hammock in the bloody thing.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-51298285

Back of the hammock net!  Thumbs:
What a pair of idiots.  They should charge the wife for the recovery of the splattered body.   Couldn't have been exactly pleasant for the responders
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #733 on: January 31, 2020, 08:51:16 PM »
Offering a reward to remove a tyre from around the neck of a bleedin' great big crocodile... Mr Darwin sir may have outdone himself with this but only time will tell....  rubschin:

https://news.sky.com/story/reward-offered-for-plucky-person-who-pulls-tyre-off-crocodiles-neck-11922360
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #734 on: February 04, 2020, 03:36:22 PM »
Looks like another potential entry for Mr Darwin sir's bag of random death. Todays words are coin, game and electrical socket...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7965477/Dangerous-internet-game-Penny-Challenge-blasted-fire-chiefs.html
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