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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #750 on: February 10, 2020, 12:48:12 AM »
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7984269/Heart-stopping-moment-lifeboat-capsizes-mission-Storm-Ciara-lashes-Sussex-coast.html


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Should have left them ....
Yep but it's not what they do

worthy: Hastings lifeboat crew

While that was an all weather lifeboat so would automatically self right itself in the event of capsizing, it would still have been a heartstopping moment for the crew. Hats off to them.  worthy:

It's also the lifeboat paid for by the guy that left them 2 vintage Ferraris in his will  :thumbsup:

Might be turning in his grave knowing it went to save that complete loser

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #751 on: February 10, 2020, 03:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Steve on February 10, 2020, 12:48:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2020, 11:27:18 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 09, 2020, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 09, 2020, 07:40:16 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7984269/Heart-stopping-moment-lifeboat-capsizes-mission-Storm-Ciara-lashes-Sussex-coast.html


 noooo:

Should have left them ....
Yep but it's not what they do

worthy: Hastings lifeboat crew

While that was an all weather lifeboat so would automatically self right itself in the event of capsizing, it would still have been a heartstopping moment for the crew. Hats off to them.  worthy:

It's also the lifeboat paid for by the guy that left them 2 vintage Ferraris in his will  :thumbsup:

Might be turning in his grave knowing it went to save that complete loser

If Mr Darwin sir had been on the ball the lifeboat would have capsized and landed on him...  whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #752 on: February 12, 2020, 04:33:15 AM »
He dismantled his mobile and started to eat it? Just what the hell did you slip into that bottle of gin Mr Darwin sir...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/11/plane-made-emergency-landing-when-drunk-passenger-started-eating-his-mobile-phone-12220719/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #758 on: February 12, 2020, 06:22:51 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #760 on: February 16, 2020, 12:29:30 AM »
Suppose you could try using her as a flood barrier, you would need to plug her ears though as there is nothing in between to stop the water getting through.  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #761 on: February 16, 2020, 06:25:34 AM »
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Suppose you could try using her as a flood barrier, you would need to plug her ears though as there is nothing in between to stop the water getting through.  noooo:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #762 on: February 16, 2020, 11:03:42 AM »
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Suppose you could try using her as a flood barrier, you would need to plug her ears though as there is nothing in between to stop the water getting through.  noooo:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #763 on: February 19, 2020, 07:57:34 AM »
Hanging on to the outside of a moving train, this guy was very lucky not to have been decapitated by one of the wheels.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8017189/Traveller-clinging-speeding-train-lucky-escape.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #764 on: February 19, 2020, 10:33:08 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 07:57:34 AM
Hanging on to the outside of a moving train, this guy was very lucky not to have been decapitated by one of the wheels.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8017189/Traveller-clinging-speeding-train-lucky-escape.html
eeek:

 noooo: noooo:
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