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Offline Steve

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #795 on: March 03, 2020, 09:02:19 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #796 on: March 04, 2020, 05:33:36 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #797 on: March 06, 2020, 05:56:17 PM »
It's no laughing matter

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51767082

A 27-year-old Ukrainian chess champion and his girlfriend, 18, have been found dead in their Moscow flat, apparently poisoned by laughing gas.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #798 on: March 06, 2020, 07:23:12 PM »
Something tells me that it's soon going to be safe to say Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/02/iranians-lick-shrines-say-not-scared-coronavirus-12331081/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #799 on: March 07, 2020, 05:02:48 AM »
Quote from: Steve on March 06, 2020, 05:56:17 PM
It's no laughing matter

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51767082

A 27-year-old Ukrainian chess champion and his girlfriend, 18, have been found dead in their Moscow flat, apparently poisoned by laughing gas.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #800 on: March 07, 2020, 05:03:58 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2020, 07:23:12 PM
Something tells me that it's soon going to be safe to say Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/02/iranians-lick-shrines-say-not-scared-coronavirus-12331081/

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #801 on: March 07, 2020, 12:54:27 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2020, 07:23:12 PM
Something tells me that it's soon going to be safe to say Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/02/iranians-lick-shrines-say-not-scared-coronavirus-12331081/
They have every right to do so and I support and encourage them.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #802 on: March 07, 2020, 12:55:27 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2020, 12:54:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2020, 07:23:12 PM
Something tells me that it's soon going to be safe to say Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/02/iranians-lick-shrines-say-not-scared-coronavirus-12331081/
They have every right to do so and I support and encourage them.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #803 on: March 07, 2020, 04:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2020, 12:54:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2020, 07:23:12 PM
Something tells me that it's soon going to be safe to say Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/02/iranians-lick-shrines-say-not-scared-coronavirus-12331081/
They have every right to do so and I support and encourage them.

Ah but Mr Darwin sir, you are missing out on a mahoosive money making opportunity here. If they are gullible enough to think that licking a shrine that other potential carriers have already licked will protect them from the virus then I'm sure they would happily pay for magical healing turnips...  whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #804 on: March 07, 2020, 07:16:13 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 04:31:21 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2020, 12:54:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2020, 07:23:12 PM
Something tells me that it's soon going to be safe to say Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/02/iranians-lick-shrines-say-not-scared-coronavirus-12331081/
They have every right to do so and I support and encourage them.

Ah but Mr Darwin sir, you are missing out on a mahoosive money making opportunity here. If they are gullible enough to think that licking a shrine that other potential carriers have already licked will protect them from the virus then I'm sure they would happily pay for magical healing turnips...  whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #805 on: March 29, 2020, 11:31:40 PM »
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir has been hard at work again...

Anyone stupid enough to lick random objects at the moment is clearly not going to be a Nobel Prize winner...  noooo: 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/24/doctor-warns-innocent-people-will-die-coronavirus-challenge__trashed-12450472/

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #806 on: March 29, 2020, 11:36:03 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2020, 11:31:40 PM
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir has been hard at work again...

Anyone stupid enough to lick random objects at the moment is clearly not going to be a Nobel Prize winner...  noooo: 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/24/doctor-warns-innocent-people-will-die-coronavirus-challenge__trashed-12450472/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

drown them in Dettol
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #807 on: March 30, 2020, 05:17:48 AM »
Quote from: Steve on March 29, 2020, 11:36:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2020, 11:31:40 PM
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir has been hard at work again...

Anyone stupid enough to lick random objects at the moment is clearly not going to be a Nobel Prize winner...  noooo: 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/24/doctor-warns-innocent-people-will-die-coronavirus-challenge__trashed-12450472/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

drown them in Dettol

Or excrement...  eveilgrin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #808 on: March 30, 2020, 03:50:15 PM »
A mass Darwin event no less

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iran-coronavirus-methanol-drink-cure-deaths-fake-a9429956.html

'Hundreds of Iranians have reportedly died and more than 1000 fallen ill after consuming methanol amid false rumours that it can help cure the disease caused by the coronavirus.'
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #809 on: March 30, 2020, 03:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2020, 03:50:15 PM
A mass Darwin event no less

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iran-coronavirus-methanol-drink-cure-deaths-fake-a9429956.html

'Hundreds of Iranians have reportedly died and more than 1000 fallen ill after consuming methanol amid false rumours that it can help cure the disease caused by the coronavirus.'

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