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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #825 on: May 11, 2020, 10:42:39 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:25:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2020, 05:35:12 AM
There are times that I shudder at the way that Mr Darwin sir's mind works...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2015/07/13/seven-of-the-worst-and-weirdest-sex-toy-accidents-5293370/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

But don't blame Mr Darwin, we need less stupid people
People who are less stupid, or fewer people who are that stupid?
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #826 on: May 11, 2020, 11:15:48 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2020, 10:42:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:25:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2020, 05:35:12 AM
There are times that I shudder at the way that Mr Darwin sir's mind works...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2015/07/13/seven-of-the-worst-and-weirdest-sex-toy-accidents-5293370/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

But don't blame Mr Darwin, we need less stupid people
People who are less stupid, or fewer people who are that stupid?
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #827 on: May 11, 2020, 09:40:23 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2020, 10:42:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 10, 2020, 12:25:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2020, 05:35:12 AM
There are times that I shudder at the way that Mr Darwin sir's mind works...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2015/07/13/seven-of-the-worst-and-weirdest-sex-toy-accidents-5293370/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

But don't blame Mr Darwin, we need less stupid people
People who are less stupid, or fewer people who are that stupid?

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #828 on: May 11, 2020, 10:50:03 PM »
Feeling tired, want to sleep?  Have a nap on a railway line, what could possibly go wrong

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-52586898

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #829 on: May 11, 2020, 11:06:20 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2020, 10:50:03 PM
Feeling tired, want to sleep?  Have a nap on a railway line, what could possibly go wrong

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-52586898

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Well they are sleepers under most rails in UK .. redface:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #830 on: May 12, 2020, 03:42:28 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2020, 11:06:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2020, 10:50:03 PM
Feeling tired, want to sleep?  Have a nap on a railway line, what could possibly go wrong

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-52586898

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Well they are sleepers under most rails in UK .. redface:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #831 on: May 14, 2020, 10:49:10 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #832 on: May 14, 2020, 10:53:07 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #833 on: June 30, 2020, 10:32:48 PM »
You would think that at 72 she would know better than to keep approaching a large wild animal with sharp horns for a bleedin photo  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8474805/California-woman-72-gored-bison-Yellowstone-National-Park.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #834 on: July 01, 2020, 08:06:27 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2020, 10:32:48 PM
You would think that at 72 she would know better than to keep approaching a large wild animal with sharp horns for a bleedin photo  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8474805/California-woman-72-gored-bison-Yellowstone-National-Park.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #835 on: July 05, 2020, 02:38:16 AM »
Frying chips with household lubricant? I'm not sure that even Nick or Baldymort would have done something this daft..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8490213/Pensioner-74-dies-smoke-poisoning-cooking-chips-household-lubricant-oil.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #836 on: July 05, 2020, 06:29:40 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2020, 02:38:16 AM
Frying chips with household lubricant? I'm not sure that even Nick or Baldymort would have done something this daft..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8490213/Pensioner-74-dies-smoke-poisoning-cooking-chips-household-lubricant-oil.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #837 on: July 05, 2020, 10:25:22 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2020, 02:38:16 AM
Frying chips with household lubricant? I'm not sure that even Nick or Baldymort would have done something this daft..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8490213/Pensioner-74-dies-smoke-poisoning-cooking-chips-household-lubricant-oil.html

Three in one oil for thrice cooked chips... makes sense to me  ;)
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #838 on: July 05, 2020, 10:36:50 AM »
74?  Not a Darwin story then, just very sad  noooo:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #839 on: July 05, 2020, 10:37:34 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 05, 2020, 10:25:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2020, 02:38:16 AM
Frying chips with household lubricant? I'm not sure that even Nick or Baldymort would have done something this daft..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8490213/Pensioner-74-dies-smoke-poisoning-cooking-chips-household-lubricant-oil.html

Three in one oil for thrice cooked chips... makes sense to me  ;)

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