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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #855 on: July 24, 2020, 12:33:58 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #857 on: July 24, 2020, 03:48:33 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #858 on: July 24, 2020, 07:54:41 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #859 on: September 05, 2020, 05:47:23 PM »


 noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #864 on: September 17, 2020, 01:49:26 PM »
Rolling in mud and blowing a conch shell? He's not dead yet but I sense the presence of Mr Darwin sir's random bag of chance...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8742399/Indian-politician-claimed-bathing-mud-prevented-Covid-tests-positive.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #865 on: September 17, 2020, 04:39:51 PM »
Rolling in mud and blowing a conch shell? He's not dead yet but I sense the presence of Mr Darwin sir's random bag of chance...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8742399/Indian-politician-claimed-bathing-mud-prevented-Covid-tests-positive.html
One has to say that the quality of Indian MPs leaves much to be desired.  In this case a desire that he tries out the mud baths and blowing a conch makes you immune to being crushed by steam rollers theory
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #866 on: September 19, 2020, 02:14:43 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #867 on: September 19, 2020, 03:03:06 PM »
So close Mr Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-54217327



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"The woman was treated by paramedics at the scene and her injuries were not life-threatening or life-changing."

A shame her injuries weren't life-ending
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #868 on: September 20, 2020, 03:50:33 AM »
So close Mr Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-54217327



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"The woman was treated by paramedics at the scene and her injuries were not life-threatening or life-changing."

A shame her injuries weren't life-ending

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #869 on: September 21, 2020, 09:51:18 PM »
So close Mr Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-54217327



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"The woman was treated by paramedics at the scene and her injuries were not life-threatening or life-changing."

A shame her injuries weren't life-ending

Sounds like she landed on her head...  rubschin:
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