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Battling with morons
« on: January 15, 2015, 07:40:19 PM »
I get my pension next week  rubschin: rubschin:  ANd a mahoosive lump sum  cloud9:

I realise that I have heard NOTHING from the pension outfit about this so contact them.

"We aim to respond to your enquiry within 10 working days."  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

My mate retired last year and reports it took the bastards 5 months to sort out his payments  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Tomorrow is phone the bastards day  evil:
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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2015, 07:42:18 PM »
Lend us a squillion quid........ Thumbs:

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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2015, 07:44:25 PM »
I haven't got any of the sodding money you great stubbly lump  cussing: cussing:
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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2015, 07:45:42 PM »
I haven't got any of the sodding money you great stubbly lump  cussing: cussing:

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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2015, 07:58:07 PM »
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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2015, 08:24:44 PM »
They prolly can't afford to pay you on account of giving grants and subsidised grub to students like.....  whistle:
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2015, 09:05:25 PM »
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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2015, 02:59:49 AM »
They prolly can't afford to pay you on account of giving grants and subsidised grub to students like.....  whistle:

Not to mention overpaying gormless arrogant deluded senior management and letting them fork out stupid amounts on vanity projects  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2912556/Back-250k-job-university-boss-spent-95k-chairs-Vice-chancellor-earns-salary-despite-having-role-downgraded.html

Yes I know Nick doesn't work at Plymouth Uni but I can't see it being the only establishment to have done something like this.
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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2015, 09:11:58 AM »
"Your call is held in a queue........."  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2015, 01:15:03 PM »
"Your call is held in a queue........."  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What muzik......... rubschin:

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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2015, 01:15:43 PM »
"Your call is held in a queue........."  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What muzik......... rubschin:

Yes, we should be told.... Popcorn:
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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2015, 01:18:53 PM »
"Your call is held in a queue........."  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What muzik......... rubschin:

Yes, we should be told.... Popcorn:

Knocking on heavens door...... rubschin:

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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2015, 01:41:44 PM »
"Your call is held in a queue........."  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What muzik......... rubschin:

Yes, we should be told.... Popcorn:

Knocking on heavens door...... rubschin:

Will it go round in circles......  rubschin:
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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2015, 03:57:45 PM »
I have now downloaded the necessary form. I have obtained the 27 digit authorisation code. I fill in the form. I get it witnessed.

Then I see I have to submit it with "an original copy" of my birth certificate  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

£24 squid  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Battling with morons
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2015, 04:02:30 PM »
"An original copy"   eeek:

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