The all new Nick goes to Scunthorpe via Malta thread

[Nick]

Been out to see some truly astonishing temples. Older than Stonehenge and far better preserved Rooms, windows, doors, stautes, the lot!!

Got funnelled through a museum and 3d presntation first (4D if you count the simulated wind and rain inside too  ).
 
It was full of Krauts from a tourbus who were complaing that the commentary was in English. Some ghastly old crone, thinking I was German, grumbled to me about it.

On reflection saying, "That is because we won", may not have been very diplomatic 

[Barman]

Been out to see some truly astonishing temples. Older than Stonehenge and far better preserved Rooms, windows, doors, stautes, the lot!!

Got funnelled through a museum and 3d presntation first (4D if you count the simulated wind and rain inside too  ).
 
It was full of Krauts from a tourbus who were complaing that the commentary was in English. Some ghastly old crone, thinking I was German, grumbled to me about it.

On reflection saying, "That is because we won", may not have been very diplomatic 

i hope you mentioned "twice".... 

[apc2010]

Been out to see some truly astonishing temples. Older than Stonehenge and far better preserved Rooms, windows, doors, stautes, the lot!!

Got funnelled through a museum and 3d presntation first (4D if you count the simulated wind and rain inside too  ).
 
It was full of Krauts from a tourbus who were complaing that the commentary was in English. Some ghastly old crone, thinking I was German, grumbled to me about it.

On reflection saying, "That is because we won", may not have been very diplomatic 

i hope you mentioned "twice".... 

and a world cup.....

[Steve]

Been out to see some truly astonishing temples. Older than Stonehenge and far better preserved Rooms, windows, doors, stautes, the lot!!

Got funnelled through a museum and 3d presntation first (4D if you count the simulated wind and rain inside too  ).
 
It was full of Krauts from a tourbus who were complaing that the commentary was in English. Some ghastly old crone, thinking I was German, grumbled to me about it.

On reflection saying, "That is because we won", may not have been very diplomatic 

And uber confusing as she thought you were German

[Nick]

I said it in English.

[Steve]

I said it in English.

Keine Scheiss Sherlochen!

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Went out for a wander and a vino last night and ended up in a bar that was like a shrine to Oliver Reed

Turned out to be this place:

http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm

 

[apc2010]

Went out for a wander and a vino last night and ended up in a bar that was like a shrine to Oliver Reed

Turned out to be this place:

[url]http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm]http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm][url]http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm[/url]

 

 

[Nick]

A rather    young girl has just given me a sample of organic soap. She asked where I was from. When I told her she remarked on my accent and begged me to say "daughter". Then "water". She was thrilled. SHe fetched her friends and got me to repeat the trick. They applauded 

I feel like a performing monkey.

[apc2010]

A rather    young girl has just given me a sample of organic soap. She asked where I was from. When I told her she remarked on my accent and begged me to say "daughter". Then "water". She was thrilled. SHe fetched her friends and got me to repeat the trick. They applauded 

I feel like a performing monkey.

Did she think you smelt........

[Nick]

I didn't permit her to sniff me

[apc2010]

Is Maureen keeping him busy........

[Steve]

Hopefully he's gone to Gozo

[Barman]

Hopefully he's gone to Gozo

That one off The Muppets....?