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Offline Miss Demeanour

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He does have insurance then ?  whistle:
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If he doesn't he is in DEEP SHIT  whistle:
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If he doesn't he is in DEEP SHIT  whistle:

Unless his bog leaks as well,,,,,,,,, whistle:

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Well, whatever, nevermind

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I AM FIT TO KILL  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Set Mr Stew on him
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He has a poorly ankle  rubschin: rubschin:
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Don't do your back in moving all that heavy and expensive TV, Hifi, furniture etc into the kitchen to place it under the light.

Are you planning to touch the electric light fitting and get the complete set with a personal injury claim?
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.