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Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« on: March 26, 2015, 03:53:04 PM »
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 03:58:15 PM »
What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin:  Apart from the airport I am flying from having two different names for some bizarre reason  rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 07:05:32 PM »
He has more holidays than Miss D.  noooo:

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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2015, 07:08:13 PM »
We are related  cloud9:
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2015, 07:35:52 PM »
Have a good break Nick

right, having got the nice bit over  . . . . . .
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2015, 08:09:27 AM »
He has more holidays than Miss D.  noooo:

I have not been anywhere for a while  sad24:
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2015, 08:14:53 AM »
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2015, 08:33:15 AM »
He has more holidays than Miss D.  noooo:

I have not been anywhere for a while  sad24:

But you've had the painters in....
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2015, 08:33:56 AM »
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2015, 11:23:24 AM »
He has more holidays than Miss D.  noooo:

I have not been anywhere for a while  sad24:

But you've had the painters in....

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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2015, 12:45:03 PM »
Security chap: Remover your shoes and belt, place your jacket in this tray and remove your laptop from this bag.
Me: I am not an octopus  evil:

Security guard (under his breath): Bye bye smartarse  evil:
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2015, 12:53:47 PM »
Security chap: Remover your shoes and belt, place your jacket in this tray and remove your laptop from this bag.
Me: I am not an octopus  evil:

Security guard (under his breath): Bye bye smartarse  evil:

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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2015, 02:38:43 PM »
Security chap: Remover your shoes and belt, place your jacket in this tray and remove your laptop from this bag.
Me: I am not an octopus  evil:

Security guard (Reaching for the Marigolds and KY): Hello smartarse  evil:

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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2015, 03:10:33 PM »
If Nick is in the air does that mean it's now time to play Where's Wally Nick's Magical Mystery Tour?  rubschin:
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Re: Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2015, 06:42:23 PM »
I am alive  angel1  Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros  evil:  Cab driver got lost  evil:

Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9:  Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store  evil: evil:

Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.

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