Nick's New (again) Holiday Thread....

[Nick]

Too many jokes

[Nick]

A new blonde wumman has appeared on the next balcony. She is Dutch    I am going out for a bit........

[Nick]

Beard is getting annoying and I forgot my trimmer    The lass on reception has recommended a barber. What can possibly go wrong?

[Grumpmeister]

Beard is getting annoying and I forgot my trimmer    The lass on reception has recommended a barber. What can possibly go wrong?

 

[Baldy]

Beard is getting annoying and I forgot my trimmer    The lass on reception has recommended a barber. What can possibly go wrong?

 

 

[apc2010]

A new blonde wumman has appeared on the next balcony. She is Dutch    I am going out for a bit........

Gayer ........

[Nick]

Those overpaid wasters in Brussels should legislate on the Standard Euro Breakfast (based, of course on the sensible English one). There must be a new group in as today's fare included baked potato with cottage cheese and radish along with fried eggs and runner beans. Mind you, it is April 1st. Germans still have nul points.

[Nick]

The hotel manager was strutting about at breakfast trying to look important and bossing the staff about. I eventually told him that a car was "malaparcado" in the car park and that my car was blocked in. He promised to sort it out. He did. It was his car!! 

[apc2010]

The hotel manager was strutting about at breakfast trying to look important and bossing the staff about. I eventually told him that a car was "malaparcado" in the car park and that my car was blocked in. He promised to sort it out. He did. It was his car!! 

 

[Barman]

The hotel manager was strutting about at breakfast trying to look important and bossing the staff about. I eventually told him that a car was "malaparcado" in the car park and that my car was blocked in. He promised to sort it out. He did. It was his car!! 

 

[Nick]

Been to that there barber. He was jolly thorough 

[Steve]

What's he cut off extra?

[Nick]

Ear stuff, nose holes, eyebrows, neck etc.

[apc2010]

Ear stuff, nose holes, eyebrows, neck etc.

A wet shave.........

[Nick]

No.