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Lift races
« on: April 02, 2015, 04:52:07 PM »
There are two lifts here opposite each other. I press the call buttons for both and wait to see which one arrives first. It is a bit exciting.

Is this childish or do other people play similar games? redface: redface:
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Re: Lift races
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2015, 05:00:22 PM »
There are two lifts here opposite each other. I press the call buttons for both and wait to see which one arrives first. It is a bit exciting.

Is this childish or do other people play similar games? redface: redface:

Press all the buttons before you get out at your floor.....  eveilgrin:
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Re: Lift races
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2015, 05:04:24 PM »
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Re: Lift races
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2015, 05:58:39 PM »
I knew someone who used to fake the lift breaking down for a laugh by opening the doors slightly when he was inside. The last time he tried it he made the mistake of including a woman with claustrophobia, no sense of humour and judging from his black eye one hell of a right hook.
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Re: Lift races
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2015, 06:01:18 PM »
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Re: Lift races
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2015, 08:36:53 PM »
There are two lifts here opposite each other. I press the call buttons for both and wait to see which one arrives first. It is a bit exciting.

Is this childish or do other people play similar games? redface: redface:
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Press all the buttons before you get out at your floor.....  eveilgrin:
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Re: Lift races
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2015, 08:42:23 PM »
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There was a mysterious dent in one of the doors after the event. I never did find out if she missed with one punch or it was from the back of his head slamming into it...  rubschin:
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Re: Lift races
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2015, 04:25:25 PM »
There are two lifts here opposite each other. I press the call buttons for both and wait to see which one arrives first. It is a bit exciting.

Is this childish or do other people play similar games? redface: redface:

Depends if they are up lifts or down lifts.......

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Re: Lift races
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2015, 04:26:16 PM »
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Re: Lift races
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2015, 02:43:12 PM »
Where I used to work, the lifts had a rather sexy female voice to tell you what was happening.

"Going down" always brought a snigger or two.  ;D

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Re: Lift races
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2015, 02:43:57 PM »
Where I used to work, the lifts had a rather sexy female voice to tell you what was happening.

"Going down" always brought a snigger or two.  ;D


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Re: Lift races
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2015, 02:44:12 PM »
Where I used to work, the lifts had a rather sexy female voice to tell you what was happening.

"Going down" always brought a snigger or two.  ;D

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Re: Lift races
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2015, 06:55:32 PM »
Where I used to work, the lifts had a rather sexy female voice to tell you what was happening.

"Going down" always brought a snigger or two.  ;D

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Re: Lift races
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2015, 07:25:16 PM »
Where I used to work, the lifts had a rather sexy female voice to tell you what was happening.

"Going down" always brought a snigger or two.  ;D

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