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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2015, 01:33:34 PM »
I am back from lunch, like. Wine o'clock looms  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2015, 03:46:30 PM »
I am back from lunch, like. Wine o'clock looms  noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2015, 07:35:33 PM »
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What about the Benjamin Franklin option?

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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2015, 09:21:39 PM »
Where are you precisely?

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Oh nice.  So the Motor Museum at Romoratin, think it houses one of Graham Hill's, the Garden Festival at Chaumont, Cheverny to meet up with Tin Tin, Montresor is worth a visit, Blere is good on market day, Chenonceau for Diane de Poitiers v Catherine De Medici and because it was one of Princess Diana's honeymoon locations (she went by helicopter from the Med I believe), Loches for lunch at the Priory, Vouvray for a bottle of sparkling white and Chambord to see American and Japanese people looking impressed at the Wedding Cake Chateau.   angel1
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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2015, 10:36:03 PM »
May just sit about and drink collapso then  ::) ::)
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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2015, 10:54:55 PM »
May just sit about and drink collapso then  ::) ::)

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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2015, 06:19:44 AM »
The Armagnac seemed luuke a great idea at about midnight noooo: noooo: noooo: surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2015, 06:22:58 AM »
That Luke seems to be a bit of a trouble maker. noooo:

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« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2015, 06:25:01 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #70 on: May 14, 2015, 10:04:26 AM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:  Mrs H's grandaughter, who lives across the road, is 18 and has a boyfriend from Niger. The boyfriend's dad owns the entire uranium supply of Niger and is also a diplomat. He wants his son back in Niger and wants the granddaughter to dump him. SHe won't.

He is visiting later, with his entourage and bodyguards, to offer cash to the girl to dump the boyfriend. Me and my mate have been asked over for lunch to balance things up a bit. The bodyguards are almost certainly armed  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

To make it more complicated, there are hints that he is prepared to offer the girl ONE MILLION Euros. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What if she says no??  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #71 on: May 14, 2015, 10:07:11 AM »
eeek: eeek: eeek:  Mrs H's grandaughter, who lives across the road, is 18 and has a boyfriend from Niger. The boyfriend's dad owns the entire uranium supply of Niger and is also a diplomat. He wants his son back in Niger and wants the granddaughter to dump him. SHe won't.

He is visiting later, with his entourage and bodyguards, to offer cash to the girl to dump the boyfriend. Me and my mate have been asked over for lunch to balance things up a bit. The bodyguards are almost certainly armed  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

To make it more complicated, there are hints that he is prepared to offer the girl ONE MILLION Euros. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What if she says no??  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Get to him first and agree 10% if you persuade her to dump him.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #72 on: May 14, 2015, 10:08:31 AM »
eeek: eeek: eeek:  Mrs H's grandaughter, who lives across the road, is 18 and has a boyfriend from Niger. The boyfriend's dad owns the entire uranium supply of Niger and is also a diplomat. He wants his son back in Niger and wants the granddaughter to dump him. SHe won't.

He is visiting later, with his entourage and bodyguards, to offer cash to the girl to dump the boyfriend. Me and my mate have been asked over for lunch to balance things up a bit. The bodyguards are almost certainly armed  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

To make it more complicated, there are hints that he is prepared to offer the girl ONE MILLION Euros. eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

What if she says no??  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Get to him first and agree 10% if you persuade her to dump him.  :thumbsup:


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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #73 on: May 14, 2015, 10:11:25 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick (being restless) goes to the Loire Valley thread
« Reply #74 on: May 14, 2015, 10:22:39 AM »
This must be the most Popcorn: story we've had for a while

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Maybe you could say you'll not go out with his son for a cut price €500k
Well, whatever, nevermind