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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2015, 11:09:01 AM »
I am safeely installed and they are safely departed. Texted to ask where the cat food is kept. Reply was "Oh fvck, we've run out"  ::)

House is chaotically untidy  angel1
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2015, 12:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2015, 11:09:01 AM
I am safeely installed and they are safely departed. Texted to ask where the cat food is kept. Reply was "Oh fvck, we've run out"  ::)

House is chaotically untidy  angel1

The Nick effect works fast these days..  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2015, 12:31:21 PM »
Are you sure they are coming back..... rubschin:  it has been known here for people to leave the cats/dogs with house sitters then not return.....
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2015, 12:32:35 PM »
The husband has recently had a stroke, there is a messy five year old girl and a neanderthal 15 year old teenage boy (just had to turn his bedroom light off  sick2:)

Mess is incredible and I got a tour of all the broken/gubbed/malfunctioning domestic appliances. Boxes everywhere (they moved in three years ago)

Any fears I had about making a mess have evaporated. Even a fire would be an improvement :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2015, 12:32:52 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 20, 2015, 12:31:21 PM
Are you sure they are coming back..... rubschin:  it has been known here for people to leave the cats/dogs with house sitters then not return.....

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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2015, 12:33:22 PM »
My hectic social calendar is heating up.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2015, 12:37:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:33:22 PM
My hectic social calendar is heating up.  cloud9:

Kitchen on fire... noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2015, 12:38:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:32:35 PM
The husband has recently had a stroke, there is a messy five year old girl and a neanderthal 15 year old teenage boy (just had to turn his bedroom light off  sick2:)

Mess is incredible and I got a tour of all the broken/gubbed/malfunctioning domestic appliances. Boxes everywhere (they moved in three years ago)

Any fears I had about making a mess have evaporated. Even a fire would be an improvement :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2015, 12:41:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:32:35 PM
The husband has recently had a stroke, there is a messy five year old girl and a neanderthal 15 year old teenage boy (just had to turn his bedroom light off  sick2:)

Mess is incredible and I got a tour of all the broken/gubbed/malfunctioning domestic appliances. Boxes everywhere (they moved in three years ago)

Any fears I had about making a mess have evaporated. Even a fire would be an improvement :thumbsup:

I see the flaw in their cunning plan here, acts of Nick are no longer covered by home and contents insurance  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2015, 12:43:25 PM »
Behold the garden shed




Comiing soon: The Garage!! eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2015, 12:57:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2015, 12:43:25 PM
Behold the garden shed




Comiing soon: The Garage!! eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2015, 01:02:43 PM »



Hard to squeeze through the door  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2015, 01:07:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2015, 01:02:43 PM



Hard to squeeze through the door  noooo:
I am not throwing the first stone about chaotic garages  redface:



memo to self:  never let any VPer with a camera anywhere near here
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2015, 01:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 20, 2015, 01:07:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2015, 01:02:43 PM



Hard to squeeze through the door  noooo:
I am not throwing the first stone about chaotic garages  redface:



memo to self:  never let any VPer with a camera anywhere near here

We have quadcoptors.... eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Nick goes cat sitting in London for three weeks thread
« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2015, 01:34:49 PM »
Just realised I am in charge of plant watering too  eveilgrin:  Hello Mr Hose eveilgrin:
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