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Offline Barman

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It may be best to be lenient here BM, after all it's only a matter of time before you gub something up and wimmin have looooooooong memories...  rubschin:

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You could put water in the wine bottles ?  ;D
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You could put water in the wine bottles ?  ;D

And claim it was a miracle?
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You could put water in the wine bottles ?  ;D

And claim it was a miracle?

Would be more believable to claim it was Apey...  rubschin:
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You could put water in the wine bottles ?  ;D

And claim it was a miracle?

Would be more believable to claim it was Apey...  rubschin:
Good point  :thumbsup:
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I would suggest forcing her to out shopping with your credit card.
in MeMi with strict instructions about refilling her with diesel afterwards

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I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








It would work with me  redface:
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I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








It would work with me  redface:

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I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








It would work with me  redface:
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I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








It would work with me  redface:
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You have to really zoom in to find the bit that uses logic...   scared:
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I think the best thing BM would be for you to be sweetness and light   eveilgrin:   LL will then suffer wondering why you have not blown a gasket as she would expect you to  eveilgrin:








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Call from garage - Panjero is repaired!  Shocked:
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Is LL paying the bill?
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