New pub game: Chicken Run

[Barman]

Have I won yet? 

I won...

 

[Steve]

I fink Nick's mistook was to focus on so called Classics (films everyone wants to say they saw but  . . .)

So I offer this one (most certainly down market):

This film finds the hero on a covert mission to rescue hostages in Iraq. He kills an entire platoon of Iraqi soldiers, but when he runs out of ammo, there’s only one solution: he picks up a chicken, nocks it on his bow, and fires it directly into the chest of an enemy soldier, where it sticks in head first and lays an egg.

(yes I did copy and paste most of that)

[apc2010]

I fink Nick's mistook was to focus on so called Classics (films everyone wants to say they saw but  . . .)

So I offer this one (most certainly down market):

This film finds the hero on a covert mission to rescue hostages in Iraq. He kills an entire platoon of Iraqi soldiers, but when he runs out of ammo, there’s only one solution: he picks up a chicken, nocks it on his bow, and fires it directly into the chest of an enemy soldier, where it sticks in head first and lays an egg.

(yes I did copy and paste most of that)

He has a sierra...

[Darwins Selection]

I fink Nick's mistook was to focus on so called Classics (films everyone wants to say they saw but  . . .)

So I offer this one (most certainly down market):

This film finds the hero on a covert mission to rescue hostages in Iraq. He kills an entire platoon of Iraqi soldiers, but when he runs out of ammo, there’s only one solution: he picks up a chicken, nocks it on his bow, and fires it directly into the chest of an enemy soldier, where it sticks in head first and lays an egg.

(yes I did copy and paste most of that)

He has a sierra...

Colonel Sanders?

[Steve]

 

[Grumpmeister]

I fink Nick's mistook was to focus on so called Classics (films everyone wants to say they saw but  . . .)

So I offer this one (most certainly down market):

This film finds the hero on a covert mission to rescue hostages in Iraq. He kills an entire platoon of Iraqi soldiers, but when he runs out of ammo, there’s only one solution: he picks up a chicken, nocks it on his bow, and fires it directly into the chest of an enemy soldier, where it sticks in head first and lays an egg.

(yes I did copy and paste most of that)

Kentucky Fried Chicken HOT SHOTS 2 

Haven't seen that film since I was a student. 

[apc2010]

I fink Nick's mistook was to focus on so called Classics (films everyone wants to say they saw but  . . .)

So I offer this one (most certainly down market):

This film finds the hero on a covert mission to rescue hostages in Iraq. He kills an entire platoon of Iraqi soldiers, but when he runs out of ammo, there’s only one solution: he picks up a chicken, nocks it on his bow, and fires it directly into the chest of an enemy soldier, where it sticks in head first and lays an egg.

(yes I did copy and paste most of that)

Kentucky Fried Chicken HOT SHOTS 2 

Haven't seen that film since I was a student. 

 

[Steve]

I fink Nick's mistook was to focus on so called Classics (films everyone wants to say they saw but  . . .)

So I offer this one (most certainly down market):

This film finds the hero on a covert mission to rescue hostages in Iraq. He kills an entire platoon of Iraqi soldiers, but when he runs out of ammo, there’s only one solution: he picks up a chicken, nocks it on his bow, and fires it directly into the chest of an enemy soldier, where it sticks in head first and lays an egg.

(yes I did copy and paste most of that)

Kentucky Fried Chicken HOT SHOTS 2 

Haven't seen that film since I was a student. 

We have a winner 

Your turn, nothing high brow please

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant]

May I suggest that when the Pub charabanc has an airing next year we go to this.

http://miketheheadlesschicken.org/festival

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

May I suggest that when the Pub charabanc has an airing next year we go to this.

http://miketheheadlesschicken.org/festival

A headless chicken does seem appropriate for some of our members... 

[Nick]

BM is not quite that bad 

[Grumpmeister]

BM is not quite that bad 

Strangely enough you were at the top of the list... 

[Nick]