I fink Nick's mistook was to focus on so called Classics (films everyone wants to say they saw but . . .)
So I offer this one (most certainly down market):
This film finds the hero on a covert mission to rescue hostages in Iraq. He kills an entire platoon of Iraqi soldiers, but when he runs out of ammo, there’s only one solution: he picks up a chicken, nocks it on his bow, and fires it directly into the chest of an enemy soldier, where it sticks in head first and lays an egg.
(yes I did copy and paste most of that)