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Offline Nick

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Kids!
« on: August 21, 2015, 04:29:41 PM »
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

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Re: Kids!
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2015, 04:34:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2015, 04:29:41 PM
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

 eeek: Shocked:

Those AA men are fast workers!  Thumbs:
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Re: Kids!
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2015, 04:36:36 PM »
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Re: Kids!
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2015, 04:38:41 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2015, 04:34:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2015, 04:29:41 PM
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

 eeek: Shocked:

Those AA men are fast workers!  Thumbs:

 ;D ;D

Awaits piston broke jokes...
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Re: Kids!
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2015, 04:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2015, 04:29:41 PM
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

 eeek: Shocked:

Not the Brat then... rubschin:
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Re: Kids!
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2015, 05:06:50 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 21, 2015, 04:38:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2015, 04:34:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2015, 04:29:41 PM
How have we not had a special thread for this before now?

My mate calls. His daughter calls him from the hard shoulder of the M1 to see if he can rescue her. He is 150 miles away. He tells her to call the AA.

AA man arrives and declares the car fvcked and a write off.

SHe calls him and says, "I have been 5 hours on the hard shoulder. My car is a write off and, btw, I am pregnant"

 eeek: Shocked:

Those AA men are fast workers!  Thumbs:

 ;D ;D

Awaits piston broke jokes...

No, she asked him if he wanted a screwdriver....  ;D
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Kids!
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2015, 05:51:08 PM »
Not The Brat yet ...She hasn't got a car yet. But continues to moan about this on a hourly basis  ::)
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Re: Kids!
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2015, 05:52:22 PM »
Teenage gerl. Moans.  Who'd have thought  Shocked:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Kids!
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2015, 06:45:21 PM »
Not my lad either ~ Me and ex end up ferrying him around (and his mates sometimes evil:)
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Re: Kids!
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2015, 07:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2015, 04:36:36 PM
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even quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter?
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