The all new "Nick's adventures in Leeds" thread

[Nick]

I think we can stoop closer to the gutter than that 

[Darwins Selection]

I think we can stoop closer to the gutter than that 

You can. 

[Nick]

Will have a think. We can't let Foggy think that we not able to come up with something better for her sore bum

[Darwins Selection]

Will have a think. We can't let Foggy think that we not able to come up with something better for her sore bum

As you wish.

New final line now required:

Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info 

Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole....

 

"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."

Who was famous for all her misdeeds

Then she moved to the Med

Where her bottom turned red

[Darwins Selection]

Words and phrases that rhyme with leeds:   (58 results)

1 syllable:
beads, bleeds, breeds, breed's, cedes, creeds, deeds, eades, eads, eads', edes, feeds, freed's, heeds, kneads, leads, meads, mead's, medes, meeds, needs, pedes, pleads, reads, read's, redes, reeds, reed's, reid's, screeds, seeds, seed's, speeds, steeds, steed's, swedes, tweeds, weeds

2 syllables:
accedes, aidid's, concedes, exceeds, goodspeed's, impedes, misdeeds, misleads, prayer beads, precedes, preceeds, proceeds, recedes, succeeds

3 syllables:
aristede's, aristide's, man of deeds, string of beads, supersedes, widow's weeds

[Nick]

Too many jokes 

[Steve]

Having a few doubts about this now. Have acquired some inside info 

Wot like... Leeds is a shit-hole....

 

"There was a young lady from Leeds . . . . . ."

Who was famous for all her misdeeds

Then she moved to the Med

Where her bottom turned red

Now for Calamine lotion she pleads

A joint Nobel prize for literature surely awaits us all

And a virtual ear bashing from Foggy

[miss Tchevious]

 


Well tried. points for effort ( 2 points deducted for the red bottom )

There was a young lady from Leeds
who liked to meet everyone's needs
she was kind and so sweet
to all those she would meet
spending time doing only good deeds. 

see, its easy.

[Nick]

It has to be true, unfortunately 

[miss Tchevious]

It has to be true, unfortunately 

 


ok,,,errrr

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who's boyfriend she often misleads
She tells him he's great
But really can't wait
Til he climbs off and fulfills his own needs.

[Darwins Selection]

Well tried. points for effort ( 2 points deducted for the red bottom )

There was a young lady from Leeds
who liked to meet everyone's needs
she was kind and so sweet
to all those she would meet
spending time doing only good deeds. 

A regular Mother T'heresa wi' flat 'at and t'whippet. 

[miss Tchevious]

Well tried. points for effort ( 2 points deducted for the red bottom )

There was a young lady from Leeds
who liked to meet everyone's needs
she was kind and so sweet
to all those she would meet
spending time doing only good deeds. 

A regular Mother T'heresa wi' flat 'at and t'whippet. 

indeed.  We had a whippet called Skippy. 

[Barman]

There was a young lady from Leeds
who off to Cyprus did fleeds 
her life did look up
when with Apey she took up
but then she met Barman

 

[Nick]

child 

[Darwins Selection]

There was a young lady from Leeds
who off to Cyprus did fleeds 
her life did look up
when with Apey she took up
but then she met Barman

 

 
Don't give up the day job.