Hero?

[miss Tchevious]

Ok, now I have stopped shaking, and crying, I don't know if I should kiss Apey or punch him in the face!?!?!

We were stood outside the wedding venue, a toddler from the wedding comes running past across the car park, I said "isnt that their kid" ....Apey then sprints the length of a football pitch after said child, onto a main road, into traffic, grabs the child and misses getting run over by a fucking inch! literally. I've never been so scared. He made it back with the kid....just.

Not a thankyou from the parents, just a mollycoddle for the child that has been a nightmare for hours!
all the adults were pissed, gran just got taken away in an ambulance cos she fell fighting in the loo.

I nearly lost my Apey tonight, saving a child......my hero.



Now I'm going to punch him for not looking both ways. 

[Steve]

   Yep he's a hero  Apey 

[apc2010]

I was fvcking stupid.......

[Steve]

I was fvcking stupid.......

Most heroes are.  As the phrase goes "but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"

Still    for what you did

[apc2010]

I was fvcking stupid.......

Most heroes are.  As the phrase goes "but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"

Still    for what you did

No I think I cheated Darwin .....judging by the rest of the family .....



didn't start shaking till hour later .....thank fvck the driver was willing to jump the central bit.....

[Barman]

Apey!

[Darwins Selection]

Well done lad, it was the right thing to do, despite the genetic consequences.

If you had done it in the UK you would now be interviewed by Yewtree. 

[Barman]

Well done lad, it was the right thing to do, despite the genetic consequences.

If you had done it in the UK you would now be interviewed by Yewtree. 

Hero to zero in one post! 

[Nick]

Apey 

[Uncle Mort]

Well done that man 

[miss Tchevious]

He can't walk  He's pulled the muscles in his calf from running.

[Barman]

He can't walk  He's pulled the muscles in his calf from running.