Happy Birthday Uncle Mort!

[Barman]

Have a great one... i didn't think you'd like a cake so...

[Uncle Mort]

Cheers BM 

[Nick]

Free mild all day 

[Uncle Mort]

I'll send you some drinking vouchers in a brown envelope 

[Steve]

Have a great one Uncle 

And some exotic Mild for later

[Barman]

Have a great one Uncle 

And some exotic Mild for later

Oi! You'll have to pay corkage on those! 

[Darwins Selection]

Happy Birthday Uncle 

A bottle of turnip wine on your doorstep 

[Uncle Mort]

Cheers chaps!  Is the sun over the yardarm yet?

[Darwins Selection]

Cheers chaps!  Is the sun over the yardarm yet?

Certainly is in Jaipur 

[Nick]

Is that the kebab shop in Slough?

[Miss Demeanour]

Happy Birthday Unc !!

I don't drink that beer stuff so is there any fruit based drinks for the ladies ?

[Nick]

DS has some turnip vodka but you have to do a body search to get it, he says 

[Miss Demeanour]

DS has some turnip vodka but you have to do a body search to get it, he says 

Turnip vodka 

I think DS secret places are safe for the time being 

[Darwins Selection]

DS has some turnip vodka but you have to do a body search to get it, he says 

Turnip vodka 

I think DS secret places are safe for the time being 

All the more for Mort. 

[Uncle Mort]

Thank you Miss D, I do have a well stocked wine rack in the understairs cupboard. You're welcome to join me there.