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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #90 on: January 04, 2016, 06:11:47 PM »
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #91 on: January 04, 2016, 11:36:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2016, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 04, 2016, 05:59:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2016, 05:48:14 PM
I flushed the whole lot down the bog :thumbsup:  I think I have blocked the bog  redface: redface:

So, you flushed the 'clumping' litter down the bog...? facepalm:

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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #92 on: January 05, 2016, 12:38:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 04, 2016, 05:22:38 PM
Have just dealt with the litter tray  sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

Top tips from an involuntary expert (by experience not choice):

Get Catsan clumping litter:  At £7 a bag costs a fortune but it works so so much better than all that environmentally friendly rubbish.

Get those doggie walkie poo bags and a decent scoop.  100 for a £1

Get a pack of zip seal freezer bags as (a) no one can be arsed to take poo bags to dustbin in this shite weather (b) they hold the smell in and (c) they hold about 2 cat days worth of poo bags

Never ever flush it down the bog. It will bung
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #93 on: January 05, 2016, 07:35:39 AM »
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #94 on: January 06, 2016, 02:33:21 PM »
Both cats are enraged about something but I have no clue what scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #95 on: January 06, 2016, 02:36:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2016, 02:33:21 PM
Both cats are enraged about something but I have no clue what scared2: scared2: scared2:

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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #96 on: January 06, 2016, 02:41:40 PM »
Excellent work. I am wearing black today with my black coat with the scarlet lining    rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #97 on: January 06, 2016, 03:01:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2016, 02:33:21 PM
Both cats are enraged about something but I have no clue what scared2: scared2: scared2:

At a guess I think they have decided that their usual servants have left for good and all they are left with is a poor excuse for a serf.  rubschin:
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #98 on: January 06, 2016, 03:03:08 PM »
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Cats are werserer than teenagers for their sense of entitlement noooo: noooo:
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #99 on: January 06, 2016, 03:14:52 PM »
At least they haven't decided that you are an intruder.......................yet....  noooo:
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #100 on: January 06, 2016, 03:23:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2016, 02:41:40 PM
Excellent work. I am wearing black today with my black coat with the scarlet lining    rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:


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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #101 on: January 06, 2016, 03:24:07 PM »
Close, but no cigar dick
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #102 on: January 07, 2016, 10:53:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2016, 03:24:07 PM
Close, but no cigar dick
You've proceeded to the post operative phase of your new identity then?
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #103 on: January 07, 2016, 07:20:10 PM »
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Re: The new "All new Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton over Christmas" thread
« Reply #104 on: January 08, 2016, 08:38:30 AM »
One of them has puked all over the carpet  evil: sick2:
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