Registering at a new doctors surgery

[Miss Demeanour]

So off I toddle to the doctors surgery just across the road from where I now live.

Speak to the lovely receptionist and enquire if they are taking on 'new' patients.

"Is it just you" she asks

Confirmed it was - bought all me paperwork to prove I lived at address and ID etc.

" aah " she says

 

"We are taking on new patients but only families . As a single person you would not be eligible " 

So it doesn't matter what the size of the 'family ' unit is you will register all them but for one person you will not  I enquired ???

"I'm sorry yes " she informed me. But then asked me to fill in a form to apply to register ??? That's not registering - that's just applying to register 

Helpfully she then said she would run it past the doctor and see if they were prepared to make an exception 

WTF !!!!!!!! 

[Nick]

Invent a few kids

[Barman]

Invent a few kids

Or just walk in wearing a Burka...

[Nick]

Invent a few kids

Or just walk in wearing a Burka...

And a few bin liners

[Barman]

Invent a few kids

Or just walk in wearing a Burka...

And a few bin liners

 

[apc2010]

So off I toddle to the doctors surgery just across the road from where I now live.

Speak to the lovely receptionist and enquire if they are taking on 'new' patients.

"Is it just you" she asks

Confirmed it was - bought all me paperwork to prove I lived at address and ID etc.

" aah " she says

 

"We are taking on new patients but only families . As a single person you would not be eligible " 

So it doesn't matter what the size of the 'family ' unit is you will register all them but for one person you will not  I enquired ???

"I'm sorry yes " she informed me. But then asked me to fill in a form to apply to register ??? That's not registering - that's just applying to register 

Helpfully she then said she would run it past the doctor and see if they were prepared to make an exception 

WTF !!!!!!!!