So off I toddle to the doctors surgery just across the road from where I now live.
Speak to the lovely receptionist and enquire if they are taking on 'new' patients.
"Is it just you" she asks
Confirmed it was - bought all me paperwork to prove I lived at address and ID etc.
" aah " she says
"We are taking on new patients but only families . As a single person you would not be eligible "
So it doesn't matter what the size of the 'family ' unit is you will register all them but for one person you will not I enquired ???
"I'm sorry yes " she informed me. But then asked me to fill in a form to apply to register ??? That's not registering - that's just applying to register
Helpfully she then said she would run it past the doctor and see if they were prepared to make an exception
WTF !!!!!!!!