The Boy grows bigger

[Nick]

Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad   Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle 

[Barman]

Not taking any chances. I am too young to be a grandad   Anyway, it wasn't that long ago we discovered the Boy had become and uncle 

Christus, are you going to fit them for him too???

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

So The Boy is going to sell some to his friends, blow a few up and maybe get lucky when he'll realise he's left them back at home.

and imho shouldn't Mrs Nick be taking the lead in being embarassed at the till?

[Nick]

Mrs Nick (a Catholic) would go bonkers 

[Steve]

Mrs Nick (a Catholic) would go bonkers 

Surely you mean bonkerers

[Nick]

Her name is Lydia. I am demanding information 

[Darwins Selection]

Her name is Lydia. I am demanding information 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Her name is Lydia. I am demanding information 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8

My first thought! 

But this version.... 

https://youtu.be/EHXZA_5XMJ4

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Her name is Lydia.

 

I am demanding information

and The Boy is demanding condoms

[Barman]

Her name is Lydia.

 

I am demanding information

and The Boy is demanding condoms

 

I wonder what Lydia is demanding...? 

[Steve]

Her name is Lydia.

 

I am demanding information

and The Boy is demanding condoms

 

I wonder what Lydia is demanding...? 

a bigger Boy?

[boogs]

My accountant asked after the Boy at the weekend and told me that I MUST buy him condoms as he is now 17.

I texted him earlier, told him this and asked if he wanted me to bring him some on Saturday.

His reply? "Yeah!"

 

My baby

 


"Prior to the British landing in Norway in March 1940, a proposal was made that the Royal marines should be provided with condoms to protect the ten and a half inch rifle barrels from freezing in Arctic temperatures. A supplier was asked to produce a prototype, and Churchill, who was First Lord of the Admiralty at the time, was asked to take a look at them.
First he looks at the box. ' This won't do,' he mutters. Then he looks at one of the condoms. 'Won't do at all,' he growled.
The supplier is perplexed. 'What do you mean?' he asks. 'This will clearly sheath a ten and a half inch barrel'.

'There's no labelling', Churchill says. 'I want a label for every box, every carton, every packet, saying 'British - Size Medium'. If they ever recover one of them, that will show the Nazis who is the master race!'  "

   Well he did go to boarding school     I have to say I think  he was a bit optimistic IMHO