The all new "Nick's adventures in the Canaries" thread

[Barman]

Euro brekky chaos 

No Full English option? 

[Nick]

Everything is mixed up with everything else with about 10 gazillion things to choose from 

[Barman]

Everything is mixed up with everything else with about 10 gazillion things to choose from 

Too complimicated for you...?

[Nick]

My new power socket. Note how the bedhead has been carefully screwed to the wall so as to prevent the insertion of a plug 

[Barman]

My new power socket. Note how the bedhead has been carefully screwed to the wall so as to prevent the insertion of a plug 

Stick bare wires in with matchsticks! 

[Steve]

Should have read Trip Advisor?

[Grumpmeister]

My new power socket. Note how the bedhead has been carefully screwed to the wall so as to prevent the insertion of a plug 

Are we sure this is a hotel and not Nick Towers? 

[Nick]

SUrrouding a swimming pool with large decoraative cacti is not wise IMHO 

[Steve]

SUrrouding a swimming pool with large decoraative cacti is not wise IMHO 

TripAdvisor wrote:  "Worst 5* hotel we've stayed in over 25 years of travelling"

 

[apc2010]

SUrrouding a swimming pool with large decoraative cacti is not wise IMHO 

The bathroom.......

[Grumpmeister]

SUrrouding a swimming pool with large decoraative cacti is not wise IMHO 

Never mind Nick, it probably wouldn't have been the first time you felt a bit of a prick 

[Nick]

 

Excellent fish shaped lunch and now back with the Air con on for a bit of a nap 

[Nick]

Bathroom is more than usually stuffed with free kit to harvest. I have just shaved my nose 

[apc2010]

Bathroom is more than usually stuffed with free kit to harvest. I have just shaved my nose 

   accident....

[Nick]

SUccessful experiment