The all new "Nick's adventures in the Canaries" thread

[Barman]

Going boating 

Is that wise...?

[Nick]

A grand day out. Bus to Mogain, boat along coast for an hour or so. Missed bus back so.




As a result, also missed next bus 

So had the same again 

Back now 

[Steve]

A grand day out. Bus to Mogain, boat along coast for an hour or so. Missed bus back so.




As a result, also missed next bus 

So had the same again 

Back now 

[Grumpmeister]

Going boating 

Is that wise...?

What's the worst that could happen.....?

 

 

 

 



Ok good point well made. 

[Nick]

A M. Hulot moment this morning. Breakfast was quite busy but I found a table 

Assembled some breakfast and put it on table. Went off to fetch coffee.

Got back.My breakfast had been cleared away.

Left coffee on table and went to collect a new breakfast.

Returned to table. Coffee gone and table reset

In the end I had to eat breakfast. Have coffee at a different table and coffee and croissants at a third table 

[Steve]

 

It's catching then

[apc2010]

A M. Hulot moment this morning. Breakfast was quite busy but I found a table 

Assembled some breakfast and put it on table. Went off to fetch coffee.

Got back.My breakfast had been cleared away.

Left coffee on table and went to collect a new breakfast.

Returned to table. Coffee gone and table reset

In the end I had to eat breakfast. Have coffee at a different table and coffee and croissants at a third table 

 

[Grumpmeister]

A M. Hulot moment this morning. Breakfast was quite busy but I found a table 

Assembled some breakfast and put it on table. Went off to fetch coffee.

Got back.My breakfast had been cleared away.

Left coffee on table and went to collect a new breakfast.

Returned to table. Coffee gone and table reset

In the end I had to eat breakfast. Have coffee at a different table and coffee and croissants at a third table 

Do you think that perhaps the restaurant staff are trying to tell you something.......? 

[Nick]

OVERSLEPT 

Now at hairyport, but sweating...............

[Grumpmeister]

OVERSLEPT 

Now at hairyport, but sweating...............

Sweaty, dodgy looking passenger..............something tells me Nick's next post will detail a visit to 'that room' accompanied by a customs official and a rubber glove. 

[Nick]

Actually I had a narrow squeak at Customs as they stopped the woman in front of me and the guy behind me 

Had they stopped me they might have found those 600 fags (£2 a packet)