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Offline Nick

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Thrilling forthcoming social event
« on: November 28, 2015, 10:06:14 AM »
It seems the entire Danish side of the Nick family is having a get together (paid for by a cousin) at Leeds Castle eeek:. Everyone is going, like. Miss I asked if she could come but I think I couldn't face the tutting and the explanations  noooo:

 Watch this space :thumbsup:
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2015, 10:10:28 AM »
Nah just ignore the tutters and demanders of explanations.  Tell them lives are BOGOF at Aldi

Leeds Castle eh?   Expensive  :thumbsup:  You might need a new suit
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2015, 10:10:55 AM »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2015, 10:23:51 AM »
Quote from: Steve on November 28, 2015, 10:10:28 AM
Nah just ignore the tutters and demanders of explanations.  Tell them lives are BOGOF at Aldi

Leeds Castle eh?   Expensive  :thumbsup:  You might need a new suit



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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2015, 11:34:58 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2015, 10:23:51 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 28, 2015, 10:10:28 AM
Nah just ignore the tutters and demanders of explanations.  Tell them lives are BOGOF at Aldi

Leeds Castle eh?   Expensive  :thumbsup:  You might need a new suit




Well now we know what the rest of the family will be wearing in case Nick turns up we can come up with suggestions to complement their image...  rubschin:
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2015, 04:30:29 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2015, 10:23:51 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 28, 2015, 10:10:28 AM
Nah just ignore the tutters and demanders of explanations.  Tell them lives are BOGOF at Aldi

Leeds Castle eh?   Expensive  :thumbsup:  You might need a new suit




 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2015, 10:56:40 AM »
Go as a Saxon and take your Wench !!!!!!!!
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2015, 11:11:16 AM »
E mailed my favourite second cousin Susan (blind since birth by the way) and said I was looking forward to seeing her at this event.

She replied saying she had known nothing about it and hadn't been invited  eeek:

Whoops  redface:
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2015, 01:46:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2015, 11:11:16 AM
E mailed my favourite second cousin Susan (blind since birth by the way) and said I was looking forward to seeing her at this event.

She replied saying she had known nothing about it and hadn't been invited  eeek:

Whoops  redface:

 noooo:  And I won't make jokes........
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2015, 07:48:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 11, 2015, 11:11:16 AM
E mailed my favourite second cousin Susan (blind since birth by the way) and said I was looking forward to seeing her at this event.

She replied saying she had known nothing about it and hadn't been invited  eeek:

Whoops  redface:
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2016, 01:04:52 PM »
Well it's tomorrow and already the family in-fighting has broken out. Seating plan has situated various old enemies in close proximity scared2:

Pink Sis wants me to give her a lift from her hotel  ::) In what? I am leaving my car at my hotel and taking a cab. She has got the hump

Cousin Glenys wants to say Grace (happy clappy)

The children (Felix and Merlin  ::) ::)) are kicking up about what their children are going to eat

It's going to be entertaining  evil:
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2016, 01:55:09 PM »
 ;D

Popcorn:


2016 is going to be all downhill after this weekend then
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2016, 02:26:26 PM »
Just remember Nick, Leeds Castle isn't in Leeds
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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2016, 02:28:34 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on January 02, 2016, 02:26:26 PM
Just remember Nick, Leeds Castle isn't in Leeds

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Re: Thrilling forthcoming social event
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2016, 02:29:05 PM »
 eeek:

Ms Satnav is my guide. What can possibly go wrong?
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