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Offline Pastis

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Random Name Generators?
« on: September 02, 2007, 04:32:53 PM »
I do like this one that arrived in the spam tin this morning  ::)

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From:  "Executioner J. Figurehead" <istines@gqm7rvv.nbc.com>
To:      Me - obviously
Date:   02 Sep 2007, 02:11:38 AM
Subject:The Pharmacy America Trusts

Would Growler call him "Egsy" or "Figsy"  ;)
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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2007, 04:43:48 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

The possibilities are endless!
I wonder what Landlady and her anagram machine will do with it? whistle:




 redface: I couldn't wait ......... The Answer was 45456 found  shocked003
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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2007, 07:11:54 PM »
It's very bizarre. I think it's something to do with perceived credibility; you know, a real name in the 'From' box. Although why they think that I'm going to believe an email from Tremble P. Acceleration I don't know confused:

Many years ago I was on a contract with a company in Seoul. Their sister company was called Lucky Goldstar which today goes under the simple title of LG. It reminded me of a Kurt Vonnegut character called Montana Wildhack; I thought my mentioning it fell on deaf ears but perhaps I was wrong  ;)
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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2007, 08:12:04 PM »
Some of us cats are given ridiculous names.

I believe Mr Eliot had some thoughts about this which were aired in his poetry and latterly reached a wider audience in the musical.

Marmite is my name, as far as others are concerned, but like all of us, cats and non cats alike, I imagine myself otherwise. How many of you boys have never looked at yourselves in a mirror before a night out, shot your cuffs, tipped your head back and said, "Bond, James Bond".?

Admit it.

Though I concede that "Figurehead, Executioner Figurehead" would not set the pulse racing in quite the same way.
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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2007, 07:14:55 AM »
My own alter-ego:

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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2007, 02:23:15 PM »


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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2007, 02:29:20 PM »
This is what I look like when I'm awake....

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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2007, 10:39:32 AM »
I've had another email in this morning, this time from one...


Infested P. Simulation


Why do the names sound so dark and nasty? It it's random then there's an equal chance of something bright and fluffy, or, perhaps they're not random after all.

Perhaps there's an evil mind behind...
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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2007, 10:40:38 AM »
"The name's Simulation, Infested Simlulation"

Nah
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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2007, 01:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2007, 10:40:38 AM
"The name's Simulation, Infested Simlulation"

Nah

So, what is your name?

          Yes.

Pardon?

          I said Yes.

Eh?  I SAID what is your name.

          I heard you. Yes it is.

What?

          YES!

Let's start again... Tell me your name.

          Watt.

I SAID Tell me your name  Jeez!

          Don't lose your rag!  Watt is my name!

Well! If you don't know what hope is there?

          No, you got it wrong, Hope is my wife's name.

BOOM!
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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2007, 01:37:02 PM »
etc.
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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2007, 01:39:28 PM »
The name's Wench, Bar Wench.

I quite like it!
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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2007, 01:51:31 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 11, 2007, 01:39:28 PM
The name's Wench, Bar Wench.

I quite like it!
The name's Barman, Barman.  noooo:
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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2007, 01:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 11, 2007, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 11, 2007, 01:39:28 PM
The name's Wench, Bar Wench.

I quite like it!
The name's Barman, Barman.  noooo:

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Re: Random Name Generators?
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2007, 01:54:32 PM »
The name's Bouncer - Cute Bouncer!
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