Some of us cats are given ridiculous names.
I believe Mr Eliot had some thoughts about this which were aired in his poetry and latterly reached a wider audience in the musical.
Marmite is my name, as far as others are concerned, but like all of us, cats and non cats alike, I imagine myself otherwise. How many of you boys have never looked at yourselves in a mirror before a night out, shot your cuffs, tipped your head back and said, "Bond, James Bond".?
Admit it.
Though I concede that "Figurehead, Executioner Figurehead" would not set the pulse racing in quite the same way.