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[Barman]

So in the next Bond film he gets married but she is killed.......this sounds familiar..... 

Oh yes

Do you James Bond take Ivana Biggerpart to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

And do you Ivana Biggerpart take James Bond to be your lawful wedded husband

I d<BANG> (Gunman legs it from grassy knoll)

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4853232/Daniel-Craig-married-fifth-James-Bond-film.html                                                                 

[Grumpmeister]

So in the next Bond film he gets married but she is killed.......this sounds familiar..... 

Oh yes

Do you James Bond take Ivana Biggerpart to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

And do you Ivana Biggerpart take James Bond to be your lawful wedded husband

I d<BANG> (Gunman legs it from grassy knoll)

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4853232/Daniel-Craig-married-fifth-James-Bond-film.html                                                                 

Come to think of it, the Bond scriptwriters nicking ideas from here would explain a lot.... 

[Steve]

So in the next Bond film he gets married but she is killed.......this sounds familiar..... 

Oh yes

Do you James Bond take Ivana Biggerpart to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

And do you Ivana Biggerpart take James Bond to be your lawful wedded husband

I d<BANG> (Gunman legs it from grassy knoll)

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4853232/Daniel-Craig-married-fifth-James-Bond-film.html                                                                 

Come to think of it, the Bond scriptwriters nicking ideas from here would explain a lot.... 

   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Her_Majesty%27s_Secret_Service_(film)#Plot

[Grumpmeister]

So in the next Bond film he gets married but she is killed.......this sounds familiar..... 

Oh yes

Do you James Bond take Ivana Biggerpart to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

And do you Ivana Biggerpart take James Bond to be your lawful wedded husband

I d<BANG> (Gunman legs it from grassy knoll)

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4853232/Daniel-Craig-married-fifth-James-Bond-film.html                                                                 

Come to think of it, the Bond scriptwriters nicking ideas from here would explain a lot.... 

   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Her_Majesty%27s_Secret_Service_(film)#Plot

Oh yes, the one shot Bond I could never bloody remember 

[Grumpmeister]

Staff screening of IT at midnight tomorrow.... 

One member of staff going it terrified of clowns while another is terrified of balloons.....

 


 


 


Is scaring your line manager to death an accepted method of career progression.... 

[Barman]

Staff screening of IT at midnight tomorrow.... 

One member of staff going it terrified of clowns while another is terrified of balloons.....

 


 


 


Is scaring your line manager to death an accepted method of career progression.... 

 

[Steve]

Seems Mark Kermode says Kingsman: Golden Circle is utter shite   



But what does the Meister Review say?

[Barman]

Seems Mark Kermode says Kingsman: Golden Circle is utter shite   



But what does the Meister Review say?

It gets good reviews on IMDB which is always my first port of call... 

[Steve]

Seems Mark Kermode says Kingsman: Golden Circle is utter shite   



But what does the Meister Review say?

It gets good reviews on IMDB which is always my first port of call... 

imho Wiki is a better aggregator of reviews and they read curate's eggy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsman:_The_Golden_Circle#Critical_response

So we need the Meister's musings on t topic

 

[Grumpmeister]

Screenings are booked solid till Tuesday so you'll have to be patient.

[Barman]

Screenings are booked solid till Tuesday so you'll have to be patient.

[Steve]

Screenings are booked solid till Tuesday so you'll have to be patient.

Us be patient?   


The only time we're patient is in hostipal

[Grumpmeister]

That's 2 films this year with a zero score on Rotten Tomatoes, although to be honest I'm surprised that a few others didn't score that low as well. 

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/860836/Rotten-Tomatoes-Flatliners-movie-review-zero-worst-rating

[Steve]

That's 2 films this year with a zero score on Rotten Tomatoes, although to be honest I'm surprised that a few others didn't score that low as well. 

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/860836/Rotten-Tomatoes-Flatliners-movie-review-zero-worst-rating

"Flatliners falls flat as a horror movie and fails to improve upon its source material, rendering this reboot dead on arrival."    

[Grumpmeister]

That's 2 films this year with a zero score on Rotten Tomatoes, although to be honest I'm surprised that a few others didn't score that low as well. 

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/860836/Rotten-Tomatoes-Flatliners-movie-review-zero-worst-rating

"Flatliners falls flat as a horror movie and fails to improve upon its source material, rendering this reboot dead on arrival."

I'm off tomorrow so I may go and see it using a freebie just to see how badly they buggered up the remake