The all new quirks and foibles thread

[Miss Creant]

Today saw me unpacking the cooker.  It was well packaged and I now have a great deal of polystyrene, cardboard and a number of lengths of
2"x 1" wood.

This wood in my mind comes under the heading of 'really useful' we all need battening for our DIY projects at some stage don't we? This 'really useful' wood will be stored. I will probably never use it but can I bring myself to throw it out? can I hell, thirty + years of keeping 'really useful' lengths of wood is just proving too much.  See also out of date packets of vegetable seeds (in a flat ffs) 

[Steve]

  Never throw away decent wood.  I've got bits of wood from nearly 40 years ago 

[Darwins Selection]

Never throw away decent wood.  I've got bits of wood from nearly 40 years ago 

[Miss Creant]

It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day.

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day.

Did it work?

[Miss Creant]

It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day.

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.

[Steve]

It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day.

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.

I said Did it work?

Dare we ask what the walls look like now?

[Darwins Selection]

It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day.

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.

I said Did it work?

Dare we ask what the walls look like now?

Walls have always had ears.

Very good in sausages they say.

[apc2010]

It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day.

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.

I said Did it work?

Dare we ask what the walls look like now?

Walls have always had ears.

Very good in sausages they say.

 

[Steve]

It would seem that there is only so much sodium bicarbonate and vinegar one can put in your ear before starting to look like Mount Vesuvius on a bad day.

Did it work?

Eh what, I cant hear you my ear is full of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar.

I said Did it work?

Dare we ask what the walls look like now?

Walls have always had ears.

Very good in sausages they say.

 

[Miss Creant]

No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar.

[Steve]

No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar.

Oh woes

Perhaps try putting a wick in your ear and lighting it as a candle

[Darwins Selection]

No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar.

Try taking the chips out of your ear first.

[Steve]

No it bleddy didn't work.  I don't know if I am shouting or whispering. I can still smell the vinegar.

Try taking the chips out of your ear first.