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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2007, 12:50:01 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on September 04, 2007, 12:47:59 PM
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Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2007, 12:28:36 PM
Clearly a man who has never been to Doncaster. ::)

Have too but never again ~ Ex SWMBO and my Husband in Law live near there. I prefer to keep a healthy width of the country between us.

Now that's s term I quite like! I'll have to remember that one, it describes the ex-SWTSMBO's new spouse to a 'T'.

The ex-who-what now?
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2007, 12:53:52 PM »
Family life is so complex nowadays noooo:
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2007, 12:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 04, 2007, 12:50:01 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on September 04, 2007, 12:47:59 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 04, 2007, 12:38:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2007, 12:28:36 PM
Clearly a man who has never been to Doncaster. ::)

Have too but never again ~ Ex SWMBO and my Husband in Law live near there. I prefer to keep a healthy width of the country between us.

Now that's s term I quite like! I'll have to remember that one, it describes the ex-SWTSMBO's new spouse to a 'T'.

The ex-who-what now?

I'm guessing at She Who Thought She Must Be Obeyed.

As for Husband in Law ~ What else would you call your ex-wife's new husband? I tried "Replacement" but it led to many requests for explanation.
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2007, 01:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 04, 2007, 12:56:04 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 04, 2007, 12:50:01 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on September 04, 2007, 12:47:59 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 04, 2007, 12:38:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2007, 12:28:36 PM
Clearly a man who has never been to Doncaster. ::)

Have too but never again ~ Ex SWMBO and my Husband in Law live near there. I prefer to keep a healthy width of the country between us.


Now that's s term I quite like! I'll have to remember that one, it describes the ex-SWTSMBO's new spouse to a 'T'.

The ex-who-what now?

I'm guessing at She Who Thought She Must Be Obeyed.

As for Husband in Law ~ What else would you call your ex-wife's new husband? I tried "Replacement" but it led to many requests for explanation.


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He who does not know
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Depends on the circumstances that the ex became ex.
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2007, 01:03:21 PM »
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2007, 01:13:49 PM »
"Saviour" came to mind at the time  evil:
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2007, 01:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 04, 2007, 01:13:49 PM
"Saviour" came to mind at the time  evil:


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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2007, 01:27:17 PM »
He will always be 'unnamed co-respondent' to me  cussing: 
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #53 on: September 04, 2007, 01:29:16 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 04, 2007, 01:27:17 PM
He will always be 'unnamed co-respondent' to me  cussing: 


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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #54 on: September 04, 2007, 02:00:16 PM »
Ahem, foam?  Anybody?  rubschin:
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #55 on: September 04, 2007, 02:07:13 PM »
Odd how they stray. Could be a PhD in this.

My car smells funny now. Does CO2 have a funny smell?

Admittedly, it could be the cat shit he trod in earlier..........
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #56 on: September 04, 2007, 02:23:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2007, 02:07:13 PM
Odd how they stray. Could be a PhD in this.

My car smells funny now. Does CO2 have a funny smell?

Admittedly, it could be the cat shit he trod in earlier..........

Maybe The Boy shat himself when it went off....  ;D
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #57 on: September 04, 2007, 02:24:33 PM »
No, I had to wash his shoe. And the carpet. And the back of my seat. evil:
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2007, 02:40:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2007, 02:07:13 PM
Admittedly, it could be the cat shit he trod in earlier..........
Did he have his shoes or plimsolls on?  point:
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Re: Could have been worse - might have been foam
« Reply #59 on: September 04, 2007, 02:40:44 PM »
Shoes, why?
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