The Boy takes his A levels

[Nick]

The Boy sends me a pic of a huge inflatable penguin in his room. He has no idea where it came from.

My Boy

[Grumpmeister]

So you have had a blow up bird in your bedroom as well.... 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

So you have had a blow up bird in your bedroom as well.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

The Boy sends me a pic of a huge inflatable penguin in his room. He has no idea where it came from.

My Boy

Did he have an article roll ? 

[Pirate]

The Boy sends me a pic of a huge inflatable penguin in his room. He has no idea where it came from.

My Boy

Did he have an article roll ? 

 

[Nick]

Six weeks into term one and he has asked me for a "loan" 

[Barman]

Six weeks into term one and he has asked me for a "loan" 

[Nick]

I am awaiting an explanation 

[Darwins Selection]

I am awaiting an explanation 

I hope you will publish it when (if) it arrives.

[Barman]

I am awaiting an explanation 

He probably 'treated himself' to something... 

That is what The Girl used to come out with, "look, I've treated myself to a new watch/book/phone/shoes/etc." 

[Nick]

I now see the Student Loan is paid in THREE instalments. This means he has spent a term's worth of dosh in 6 weeks 

Bear in mind I am paying all his hall fees which include heating, leccy and stuff.

WTF has he done with it all

[Uncle Mort]

Cut him off - you know it's for the best.

[Barman]

I now see the Student Loan is paid in THREE instalments. This means he has spent a term's worth of dosh in 6 weeks 

Bear in mind I am paying all his hall fees which include heating, leccy and stuff.

WTF has he done with it all

If you bail him out it will be five weeks next time... 

[Nick]

Cut him off - you know it's for the best.

I won't let him starve but my sums show he has burnt through almost £500 A WEEK