The Boy takes his A levels

[Nick]

Making him do Pass Plus for Motorway driving and such and, perhaps wisely, neither of our cars is insured for him to drive   

[Miss Demeanour]

He has passed his driving test 

Well ...you know what comes next 

[Nick]

Oh, on top of his accommodation costs and subs?? No effing chance 

[Barman]

He has passed his driving test 

Well ...you know what comes next 

A Mini Cooper! 

[Nick]

[Steve]

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh, on top of his accommodation costs and subs?? No effing chance 

The campaign of harassment will commence imminently 

[Barman]

Oh, on top of his accommodation costs and subs?? No effing chance 

The campaign of harassment will commence imminently 

"Nick, can you drive me to xxxxxxxx?"