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Landlady is under the patio
« on: September 04, 2007, 03:43:01 PM »
She has been quiet scared2:
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2007, 05:07:13 PM »
Dangerous.  being quiet.  scared2:
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 07:42:55 AM »
Out buying candles, throws, occasional cushions, teasets whatever her fancy desires!
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2007, 07:47:12 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 07:42:55 AM
Out buying candles, throws, occasional cushions, teasets whatever her fancy desires!

What has BM done to deserve such cruel and unusual punishment or is it simply nest building time in Cyprus?
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2007, 07:57:34 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2007, 07:47:12 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 07:42:55 AM
Out buying candles, throws, occasional cushions, teasets whatever her fancy desires!

What has BM done to deserve such cruel and unusual punishment or is it simply nest building time in Cyprus?
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2007, 08:52:33 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2007, 07:47:12 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 07:42:55 AM
Out buying candles, throws, occasional cushions, teasets whatever her fancy desires!

What has BM done to deserve such cruel and unusual punishment or is it simply nest building time in Cyprus?

He's a man, by his nature he is bound to have done something.



I have just had a few ebay deliveries.  redface:
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 09:35:03 AM »
 Landlady has just gone to the Bank --> post box --> supermarket --> book swap.

Nothing to worry about.  noooo:
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 09:44:15 AM »
Not sure I believe him. rubschin:
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2007, 10:07:15 AM »
Does seem a bit "convenient" ~ course it may all be a ruse to get the local police to dig his garden for him whistle:
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2007, 10:08:31 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 05, 2007, 09:35:03 AM
Landlady has just gone to the Bank --> post box --> supermarket --> book swap.

Nothing to worry about.  noooo:

Bank - hole in the wall to withdraw money
Post box - actually probably true
Supermarket - candles, clothes etc
Book swap - tea and cake


Sounds like a good day!  lol:
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2007, 10:22:43 AM »
I forgot, the list should have read...

Buy diesel --> Bank --> post box --> supermarket --> book swap.

... as I left it empty yesterday.  whistle:
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2007, 10:25:21 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 05, 2007, 10:22:43 AM
I forgot, the list should have read...

Buy diesel --> Bank --> post box --> supermarket --> book swap.

... as I left it empty yesterday.  whistle:


So possibly walking to/from the garage with a can of diesel and unaware that it will probably need a mechanic to bleed it through before it will start?
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2007, 10:27:32 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2007, 10:25:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 05, 2007, 10:22:43 AM
I forgot, the list should have read...

Buy diesel --> Bank --> post box --> supermarket --> book swap.

... as I left it empty yesterday.  whistle:


So possibly walking to/from the garage with a can of diesel and unaware that it will probably need a mechanic to bleed it through before it will start?
Quite possibly?  whistle:

Although if she reads the manual (  happy001 ) she will see that the Pajero has a clever air-bleed system built-in to the fuel filter.
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2007, 10:48:47 AM »
Like she is going to know where to find the bonnet lock  ::)
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Re: Landlady is under the patio
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2007, 10:51:04 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2007, 10:48:47 AM
Like she is going to know where to find the bonnet lock  ::)
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