OK, I'll join in this one
First transport was a Triumph Tina scooter
This was replaced after passing car test with a mini - an Austin 850 to be precise, pale blue with a black roof 8722 KB was its reg. Had the old style 'magic wand' gear stick and a starter button on the floor! I used to run it on a shoestring which meant cheapo cross ply tyres which only got replaced when you could see the canvas (no tread depth regulations in those days!)
That was followed by (wait for it):
Triumph Herald 12/50
Ford Cortina Mk1 1500
Triumph Herald 13/60
Ford Cortina MkIII 1600 GT
Humber Hawk Automatic
Triumph Vitesse MkII convertible
Rover 3500
Wolseley 1300 + Austin Mini (now a two car family)
MG Midget
Triumph 2500 PI
Morris Marina
Commer Camper van
Volvo 264 automatic
Ford Cortina MkIV 2.5
Rover SD1 Diesel + Morris 8 Series E (going backwards now - this was my 'classic' phase)
Peugeot 305 + Renault 25 Turbo Diesel (in France)
Citroen 2CV (also in France to replace the Pug)
Vauxhall Cavalier 1600
BMW 525TD
Rover SD1 2.6 Auto
Vauxhall Carlton 2L auto
Vauxhall Omega 2.5 auto
Vauxhall Omega 3L MV6 auto
Renault Clio 1.4
Phew! There were a couple of motorbikes chucked in at various points such as a Triumph Tiger Cub, a pair of Honda CX500's (one tourer one custom) and a Honda 400/4
Anyone else care to post their vehicular history or have I sent you all to sleep?