Grumpy has just applied for...

[Steve]

Garlic Bread tester for Domino's Pizza.......

Based in Australia...


Application sent...   

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dominos-offering-dream-job-garlic-20164103

A breath of fresh air.

You had better get yourself a criminal record quickly, or they won't let you into the country.

I've got the greatest hits of the Police, does that count? 

Probably with that criminal remix of Don't Stand So Close to me

[Grumpmeister]

Ok, just so I understand this. I can basically have a couple of weeks holiday in America testing out roller coasters and theme park attractions and you will pay me $3000?



Where do I sign up 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/06/this-company-will-pay-you-3000-to-test-roller-coasters-for-them-12009020/

[Barman]

Ok, just so I understand this. I can basically have a couple of weeks holiday in America testing out roller coasters and theme park attractions and you will pay me $3000?



Where do I sign up 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/06/this-company-will-pay-you-3000-to-test-roller-coasters-for-them-12009020/

 

[Grumpmeister]

So earn an additional £300 over the summer by drinking the wine you send me and rating it.........

 

 

 

 

Where do I sign up 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/07/14/Company-seeks-wine-taster-to-make-over-300-drinking-wine/4151594744349/

[Barman]

So earn an additional £300 over the summer by drinking the wine you send me and rating it.........

 

 

 

 

Where do I sign up 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/07/14/Company-seeks-wine-taster-to-make-over-300-drinking-wine/4151594744349/

 

[Grumpmeister]

Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html

[Barman]

Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html

 

[Darwins Selection]

Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html

How long had the previous one been dead?

[Steve]

Live in position for Castle Officer at St Micheal's Mount...............................application sent. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569829/Family-advertises-live-manager-medieval-castle-island-coast-Cornwall.html

Just down the road causeway almost

[Grumpmeister]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9855495/Brewery-advertises-dream-job-running-traditional-pub-stars-Doc-Martin.html

 

[Barman]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9855495/Brewery-advertises-dream-job-running-traditional-pub-stars-Doc-Martin.html

 

 

[apc2010]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9855495/Brewery-advertises-dream-job-running-traditional-pub-stars-Doc-Martin.html

 

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

For 62 grand a year Grumpy is considering... 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1496093/Brexit-news-panic-buying-winter-fruit-picker-fuel-gas-food-shortages

[Barman]

For 62 grand a year Grumpy is considering... 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1496093/Brexit-news-panic-buying-winter-fruit-picker-fuel-gas-food-shortages

 

[Grumpmeister]

King Grumpy you say... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10331763/Pint-pulling-monarch-wanted-Ship-Inn-pub-Cumbrias-Piel-Island.html