Smug oily twat outed

[Nick]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805#ICID=sharebar_twitter

 

[Barman]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805#ICID=sharebar_twitter

 

Excellent! 

[Barman]

I am terribly disappointed in Mr Vaz, who I believed was one of the most moral and upstanding of the blessed cohort of statespersons who currently grace the Mother of Parliaments.

Obviously he was set up by the filthy Blairite Murdoch-owned so-called Sunday Mirror. This is gutter journalism of the worst kind. Either that or his Twitter account was hacked this is a case of mistaken identity; the pervert gay man in question clearly states that he is a washing-machine salesman named ‘Jim’. Let the real Jim come forward and absolve Mr Vaz of these scurrilous accusations!

I cannot understand why Mr Vaz is even contemplating standing down from his committee work, as such resignations these days are considered de trop and not at all fair on all the other statespersons at Westminster, many of whom are guilty of far more egregious behaviour than that wrongly and cruelly ascribed to Mr Vaz. It is of course a measure of his personal honour that he is standing down while these allegations can be dealt with and proved to be the pack of lies that any rational person can see they are.

So, Mr Vaz, please carry on as before. The massed illegal immigrants refugees at Calais, who are peacefully and humbly awaiting permission to come to the UK and enrich our culture, rescue the ailing NHS, and bring joy and diversity to our lumpen native gene-pool: these noble people are depending on your assistance and will be heartbroken to learn of this, surely temporary, setback to the cause.

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[Steve]

I am terribly disappointed in Mr Vaz, who I believed was one of the most moral and upstanding of the blessed cohort of statespersons who currently grace the Mother of Parliaments.

Obviously he was set up by the filthy Blairite Murdoch-owned so-called Sunday Mirror. This is gutter journalism of the worst kind. Either that or his Twitter account was hacked this is a case of mistaken identity; the pervert gay man in question clearly states that he is a washing-machine salesman named ‘Jim’. Let the real Jim come forward and absolve Mr Vaz of these scurrilous accusations!

I cannot understand why Mr Vaz is even contemplating standing down from his committee work, as such resignations these days are considered de trop and not at all fair on all the other statespersons at Westminster, many of whom are guilty of far more egregious behaviour than that wrongly and cruelly ascribed to Mr Vaz. It is of course a measure of his personal honour that he is standing down while these allegations can be dealt with and proved to be the pack of lies that any rational person can see they are.

So, Mr Vaz, please carry on as before. The massed illegal immigrants refugees at Calais, who are peacefully and humbly awaiting permission to come to the UK and enrich our culture, rescue the ailing NHS, and bring joy and diversity to our lumpen native gene-pool: these noble people are depending on your assistance and will be heartbroken to learn of this, surely temporary, setback to the cause.

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[Barman]

What's the difference between a Washing Machine and a Rent Boy?

The Washing Machine doesn't sell its story to the Sunday Mirror after you dump your load in it.

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* Orders truck size load of popcorn *

[Barman]

Washing machine salesmen called Jim distance themselves from Keith Vaz

Keith Vaz, Chair of the Home Affairs Committee currently reviewing laws on prostitution and soliciting, has sent shockwaves through the industrial supplies sales industry by telling two male prostitutes he was about to play nug-a-nug with that he sold massive washing machines to hotels and was called Jim.

“It’s a huge blow to the profession,” a man called Jim who sells massive washing machines to hotels said. “Let me state categorically that Keith Vaz has nothing to do with us and we utterly condemn him bringing a good, honest industry that at all times upholds family values into disrepute by claiming to be one of us whilst actually being an MP.”

[Steve]

Washing machine salesmen called Jim distance themselves from Keith Vaz

Keith Vaz, Chair of the Home Affairs Committee currently reviewing laws on prostitution and soliciting, has sent shockwaves through the industrial supplies sales industry by telling two male prostitutes he was about to play nug-a-nug with that he sold massive washing machines to hotels and was called Jim.

“It’s a huge blow to the profession,” a man called Jim who sells massive washing machines to hotels said. “Let me state categorically that Keith Vaz has nothing to do with us and we utterly condemn him bringing a good, honest industry that at all times upholds family values into disrepute by claiming to be one of us whilst actually being an MP.”

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[Grumpmeister]

I think we are all missing the true horror and tragedy of this story. Those poor escorts had to endure the grim sight of a naked Keith Vaz... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Steve]

Interesting observations from Anna Raccoon

http://annaraccoon.com/2016/09/04/homo-affairs-select-committee/

. . . Dear God; I never thought I would be writing in defence of anyone called Vaz – I simply cannot stand him. Not since the days when he roamed the corridors of the Court of Protection.

Mrs Vaz and the little Vaz’s are a different matter. Think of them as you chortle with delight.

   as ever she makes you think and methinks she may have a point

[apc2010]

Interesting observations from Anna Raccoon

http://annaraccoon.com/2016/09/04/homo-affairs-select-committee/

. . . Dear God; I never thought I would be writing in defence of anyone called Vaz – I simply cannot stand him. Not since the days when he roamed the corridors of the Court of Protection.

Mrs Vaz and the little Vaz’s are a different matter. Think of them as you chortle with delight.

   as ever she makes you think and methinks she may have a point

Still a nuffter .......

[Barman]

Interesting observations from Anna Raccoon

http://annaraccoon.com/2016/09/04/homo-affairs-select-committee/

. . . Dear God; I never thought I would be writing in defence of anyone called Vaz – I simply cannot stand him. Not since the days when he roamed the corridors of the Court of Protection.

Mrs Vaz and the little Vaz’s are a different matter. Think of them as you chortle with delight.

   as ever she makes you think and methinks she may have a point

I did read her piece yesterday...

While I agree it is tough on Mrs. Vaz and the kids and yes, the hypocrisy of the press is something to behold...

But... he has brought this on himself and by all accounts has been dodging the bullet for years... I have no sympathy for him. Guido has hinted that there might be worse to come...

And if it turns out that Mrs. Vaz turned a blind eye to his 'alternative lifestyle' I won't have any sympathy for her either...

[Miss Demeanour]

 

No wonder he was against Brexit - aktough a Polish withdrawal would have meant something different to him