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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2007, 11:33:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2007, 11:30:34 AM
I am now reflecting on any past encounters with penguins. I did get one for my sister for her birthday once, but I never met it. ANyhow he has just appeared since his stomach has alerted him to the arrival of lunchtime. Where does he put all that food? noooo:

Two possibilities here:

1. Nick has a perverse taste in presents in so far as he gave a small, flightless bird from the Arseantic to his sister, or,

2. Nick is a cheapskate and only gave her a foil wrapped chocolate biscuit.

Either way, he has just confirmed his own 'oddness'!
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2007, 11:37:52 AM »
My sister buys me frightful presents. I now reciprocate. FOr her 60th birthday I sponsored a penguin for her at Regent's Park. She had to pay to go and see it evil:

And when she went it looked like every other penguin, so she didn't know which one was hers. evil: spider:

Mrs Nick chose her present for the birthday yesterday. An emobroidered satin lined spec case. It was vile (also purple and pink) sick2:

Sister loved it (not necessarily a good result). I am still seeking revenge for the crocheted bread roll holder she bought me when I was a student spider:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2007, 12:16:40 PM »
Civet coffee, if she drinks it you can have the pleasure of knowing where its been forst  eveilgrin:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2007, 12:17:09 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2007, 12:16:40 PM
Civet coffee, if she drinks it you can have the pleasure of knowing where its been forst  eveilgrin:

That was the most disgusting thing!  sick2:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2007, 12:19:48 PM »
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2007, 12:49:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 05, 2007, 12:17:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2007, 12:16:40 PM
Civet coffee, if she drinks it you can have the pleasure of knowing where its been forst  eveilgrin:

That was the most disgusting thing!  sick2:

I've had some vietnamese civet which is some of the best coffee I've ever tasted. cloud9:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2007, 01:22:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2007, 10:38:45 AM
ANd now he is rummaging under his bed.
Hiding the Freemans catalogue or a box of tissues probably. redface:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2007, 01:22:53 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2007, 01:22:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2007, 10:38:45 AM
ANd now he is rummaging under his bed.
Hiding the Freemans catalogue or a box of tissues probably. redface:

Oh what a story that tells  point:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2007, 01:23:08 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2007, 01:22:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2007, 10:38:45 AM
ANd now he is rummaging under his bed.
Hiding the Freemans catalogue or a box of tissues probably. redface:


Ohhh hadn't thought of that, maybe he got hold of THE catalogue.  eeek:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2007, 01:25:21 PM »
No. Mrs Nick has never mentioned that. And he is still at the "Yuk" stage with girls. But not for long I fear scared2:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2007, 01:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2007, 01:25:21 PM
No. Mrs Nick has never mentioned that. And he is still at the "Yuk" stage with girls. But not for long I fear scared2:

You do have to wonder what The Boy will get up to.  lol: eeek:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2007, 01:30:58 PM »
I am sure there are one or two fathers of girls around here who will be hammering on the door in 2 or 3 years' time scared2:
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2007, 01:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2007, 01:30:58 PM
I am sure there are one or two fathers of girls around here who will be hammering on the door in 2 or 3 years' time scared2:

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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2007, 01:39:21 PM »
My father always said the he was pleased to have two sons.
"If anyone comes knocking at my door saying 'look what your son has done to my daughter' I'll be the one standing in the warm" was his way of looking at it.
Having sons and daughters myself I know exactly what he meant.
"My son ~ got your girl pregnant you say? ~ Tough luck old boy .... Goodnight"


On the other hand ........................... It's the girl that worries me.
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Re: Should I go and check?
« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2007, 01:45:12 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 05, 2007, 01:39:21 PM
My father always said the he was pleased to have two sons.
"If anyone comes knocking at my door saying 'look what your son has done to my daughter' I'll be the one standing in the warm" was his way of looking at it.
Having sons and daughters myself I know exactly what he meant.
"My son ~ got your girl pregnant you say? ~ Tough luck old boy .... Goodnight"


On the other hand ........................... It's the girl that worries me.

My Dad always said the same.  evil:
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