Barman's Karma

[Nick]

I have a plan.

He has been hovering about the - 100 mark for a long time now and, frankly, it's getting boring. We have driven him to about -110 today, but if we all make a concerted effort we can get him to -200 in no time.

Come along. Let's get smiting.

[Barman]

Smite and ye shall be smote sayeth the lord... probably. 

[Nick]

For Lo, Barman gazed upon teh Pub and saw that it was good. Then he filled it with "poeple" who commenced smiting. And Barman began to think about having a flood.

[Bar Wench]

There are quicker ways of doing it you know. 

[Barman]

There are quicker ways of doing it you know. 

Don't even think of it!

[Nick]

There are quicker ways of doing it you know. 

-500 then. I challenge your special powers!!

I will also send chocolate

[Bar Wench]

There are quicker ways of doing it you know. 

-500 then. I challenge your special powers!!

I will also send chocolate

 

Chocolate you say  Barman, what is your bribe to stay away? 

[Barman]

There are quicker ways of doing it you know. 

-500 then. I challenge your special powers!!

I will also send chocolate

 

Chocolate you say  Barman, what is your bribe to stay away? 

I bribe you with keeping your administrative powers! 

[Nick]

He has some home made beer, I gather

[Bar Wench]

He has some home made beer, I gather

 

[Barman]

He has some home made beer, I gather

All gone... 

[Bar Wench]

He has some home made beer, I gather

All gone... 

 





















(I've written down your previous stats so I can put it back.)

[Nick]

Yay, Wenchy

What sort of chocolate?

[Barman]

He has some home made beer, I gather

All gone... 

 

[Bar Wench]

Yay, Wenchy

What sort of chocolate?

The sort that comes in large amounts or champagne truffles.